T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 5, 2019 at 10:54:11 PM

How to be likable: “You must not float when placed in water. You must not be too familiar with cats. You should not spend too much time with your books, muttering their words. You may have no more than one (1) wart, and its position must remain fixed.” https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2019/01/04/how-be-likable/ https://twitter.com/monaeltahawy/status/1081729666547961857

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