T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 31, 2009 at 7:37:28 PM

@danrubin I remember when IE5/Mac was lauded for it's support of standards...

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 29, 2009 at 8:05:57 PM

@dylanw good. The bastards who have made my summer miserable are in Portland. I hope they fry. 105 is too cool as far as I'm concerned.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2009 at 7:18:19 PM

caught an early train home, only to get stuck behind a broken drawbridge. Fucking NJ Transit. 1st time in a month leaving early. For what?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2009 at 10:48:38 PM

just had his ear talked off by a guy from Tennessee on the train.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2009 at 4:56:23 PM

can haz dinner plans with @sniffles. Oh yays!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2009 at 7:21:09 PM

is sitting next to a guy reading Ayn Rand. Boy is he in for a disappointing next 40 years.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2009 at 7:18:49 PM

is stuck on a train that should have left ten minutes ago. Hard to do that without an engineer or conductor. #njtransitfail

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 21, 2009 at 9:45:57 PM

@danrubin KEH has a 195. Bit pricy, but it's available.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2009 at 4:03:46 PM

is having a Jamie Zawinski regular expressions kind of day. Now I have two problems.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2009 at 2:50:04 PM

nailed today's bugs, and it's not even 3pm. Wheeeee!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 18, 2009 at 10:18:13 AM

is having breakfast at the marina in Red Bank. http://yfrog.com/5jv0xj

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 17, 2009 at 12:35:22 AM

bought some Polaroid 667 from B&H; only place I've seen that has some in months

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2009 at 7:31:47 PM

is working late. Again. Gosh, what a surprise.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2009 at 12:54:28 PM

@sniffles which country do you think you *should* be living in? There have been so many already. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 9:19:51 PM

lost six pounds last week from working so much. At this rate, I'll be thin by Labor Day. Bleah.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 9:15:04 PM

hates taking the train this late. They're filthy at this hour.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 1:10:11 PM

@danrubin the problem with buying and using *one* old funky camera is that they tend to multiply like rabbits :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 1:08:53 PM

used his knowledge of regular expressions to save the day http://xkcd.com/208/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2009 at 7:53:53 PM

@lachlanhardy day's almost over. I kicked tremenous amounts of ass, though. :-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2009 at 12:10:33 PM

filled out last week's time sheet: 78 hours. This project has to end, and end soon.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2009 at 11:48:51 AM

caught a break; the data changes the offshore team wants to make will make my job today dramatically simpler.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2009 at 9:36:29 PM

delivered the code I've been working on all weekend. Now for my reward, I get to start on tomorrow's delivery. Please shoot me now.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2009 at 9:23:56 PM

just realized he hasn't had any dinner yet. I really am working too freaking hard this weekend. Bleah.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 7:28:13 PM

is having dinner at Five Guys tonight.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 2:56:22 PM

is completely fucked.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 9:15:49 AM

is at the credit union waiting for the person who can help close our refinancing.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 2:03:29 AM

@epersonae indeed. Left work at 10, missed my train by a minute and had to wait an hour. I'll be working all weekend from home, too. Bleah.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 1:08:48 AM

is finally home. Only three hours after I left work. Please, someone, shoot me now.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 12:10:52 AM

is on the slowest train in the world. At this rate, I'll be lucky to get home by sunrise.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 9, 2009 at 9:58:17 PM

is attacking Polaroids with a spoon

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 9, 2009 at 8:01:12 PM

is on the 8:04 home for the fourth night in a row. Bleah. At least I didn't have McDonalds for dinner again.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2009 at 9:54:01 PM

can haz a working SX-70. Oh yays Polaroid! http://yfrog.com/13fz3j

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2009 at 9:31:02 AM

@markveldhuis the battery in your iPhone is more replaceable than Jobs' liver and doesn't require moving to Memphis

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2009 at 7:15:06 PM

is configuring the in-laws' computer to work in the new land of broadband.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2009 at 12:52:04 PM

can't seem to get away from work, even on a day off. Phone calls, e-mails, crazy clients. I should have gone to the beach & left phone home.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2009 at 7:04:18 AM

@scenariogirl developing web sites was my hobby back in 1993; guess I already have the best job

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2009 at 6:58:01 PM

is on Verizon FIOS with 25 Mbps downstream. So why does Opera 10 beta periodically tell me I'm on a slow connection & Turbo would help?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2009 at 1:42:40 PM

is having Swedish Meatballs and lingenberries for lunch.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2009 at 9:58:49 PM

@doublesided there are odd fetishes involving Hoovers and Electroluxes, you know....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 3, 2009 at 5:41:15 PM

figures that the reason Sarah Palin is resigning is that she had an affair with Mark Sanford, which resulted in Trig.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 2, 2009 at 9:29:08 AM

just wrote some browser sniffing Javascript. I feel unclean.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2009 at 11:13:03 PM

just faxed in the final commitment documents for our new mortgage. Fingers crossed, we'll finish refinancing in the next couple of weeks

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2009 at 7:28:34 PM

learned something new today. No matter how hard you try, Safari 3 will not accept focus on arbitrary elements. Now you know too. Lucky you.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2009 at 1:24:18 PM

just saw a naked lady in the entrance of a store on 42nd street, surrounded by a half dozen cops. Ah, New York...