Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 31, 2009 at 7:37:28 PM
@danrubin I remember when IE5/Mac was lauded for it's support of standards...
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 29, 2009 at 8:05:57 PM
@dylanw good. The bastards who have made my summer miserable are in Portland. I hope they fry. 105 is too cool as far as I'm concerned.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2009 at 7:18:19 PM
caught an early train home, only to get stuck behind a broken drawbridge. Fucking NJ Transit. 1st time in a month leaving early. For what?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2009 at 10:48:38 PM
just had his ear talked off by a guy from Tennessee on the train.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2009 at 4:56:23 PM
can haz dinner plans with @sniffles. Oh yays!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2009 at 7:21:09 PM
is sitting next to a guy reading Ayn Rand. Boy is he in for a disappointing next 40 years.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2009 at 7:18:49 PM
is stuck on a train that should have left ten minutes ago. Hard to do that without an engineer or conductor. #njtransitfail
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 21, 2009 at 9:45:57 PM
@danrubin KEH has a 195. Bit pricy, but it's available.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2009 at 4:03:46 PM
is having a Jamie Zawinski regular expressions kind of day. Now I have two problems.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2009 at 2:50:04 PM
nailed today's bugs, and it's not even 3pm. Wheeeee!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 18, 2009 at 10:18:13 AM
is having breakfast at the marina in Red Bank. http://yfrog.com/5jv0xj
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 17, 2009 at 12:35:22 AM
bought some Polaroid 667 from B&H; only place I've seen that has some in months
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2009 at 7:31:47 PM
is working late. Again. Gosh, what a surprise.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2009 at 12:54:28 PM
@sniffles which country do you think you *should* be living in? There have been so many already. :-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 9:19:51 PM
lost six pounds last week from working so much. At this rate, I'll be thin by Labor Day. Bleah.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 9:15:04 PM
hates taking the train this late. They're filthy at this hour.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 1:10:11 PM
@danrubin the problem with buying and using *one* old funky camera is that they tend to multiply like rabbits :-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 14, 2009 at 1:08:53 PM
used his knowledge of regular expressions to save the day http://xkcd.com/208/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2009 at 7:53:53 PM
@lachlanhardy day's almost over. I kicked tremenous amounts of ass, though. :-)
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2009 at 12:10:33 PM
filled out last week's time sheet: 78 hours. This project has to end, and end soon.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2009 at 11:48:51 AM
caught a break; the data changes the offshore team wants to make will make my job today dramatically simpler.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2009 at 9:36:29 PM
delivered the code I've been working on all weekend. Now for my reward, I get to start on tomorrow's delivery. Please shoot me now.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2009 at 9:23:56 PM
just realized he hasn't had any dinner yet. I really am working too freaking hard this weekend. Bleah.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 9:15:49 AM
is at the credit union waiting for the person who can help close our refinancing.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 2:03:29 AM
@epersonae indeed. Left work at 10, missed my train by a minute and had to wait an hour. I'll be working all weekend from home, too. Bleah.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 1:08:48 AM
is finally home. Only three hours after I left work. Please, someone, shoot me now.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2009 at 12:10:52 AM
is on the slowest train in the world. At this rate, I'll be lucky to get home by sunrise.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 9, 2009 at 8:01:12 PM
is on the 8:04 home for the fourth night in a row. Bleah. At least I didn't have McDonalds for dinner again.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2009 at 9:54:01 PM
can haz a working SX-70. Oh yays Polaroid! http://yfrog.com/13fz3j
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2009 at 9:31:02 AM
@markveldhuis the battery in your iPhone is more replaceable than Jobs' liver and doesn't require moving to Memphis
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2009 at 7:15:06 PM
is configuring the in-laws' computer to work in the new land of broadband.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2009 at 12:52:04 PM
can't seem to get away from work, even on a day off. Phone calls, e-mails, crazy clients. I should have gone to the beach & left phone home.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2009 at 7:04:18 AM
@scenariogirl developing web sites was my hobby back in 1993; guess I already have the best job
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2009 at 6:58:01 PM
is on Verizon FIOS with 25 Mbps downstream. So why does Opera 10 beta periodically tell me I'm on a slow connection & Turbo would help?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2009 at 1:42:40 PM
is having Swedish Meatballs and lingenberries for lunch.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2009 at 9:58:49 PM
@doublesided there are odd fetishes involving Hoovers and Electroluxes, you know....
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 3, 2009 at 5:41:15 PM
figures that the reason Sarah Palin is resigning is that she had an affair with Mark Sanford, which resulted in Trig.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 2, 2009 at 9:29:08 AM
just wrote some browser sniffing Javascript. I feel unclean.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2009 at 11:13:03 PM
just faxed in the final commitment documents for our new mortgage. Fingers crossed, we'll finish refinancing in the next couple of weeks
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2009 at 7:28:34 PM
learned something new today. No matter how hard you try, Safari 3 will not accept focus on arbitrary elements. Now you know too. Lucky you.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2009 at 1:24:18 PM
just saw a naked lady in the entrance of a store on 42nd street, surrounded by a half dozen cops. Ah, New York...