T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 30, 2010 at 2:24:25 PM

Gave up and went inland. Burgers and beer at Barnacle Bill's.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 30, 2010 at 1:56:24 PM

Bleah — at Stuck In Beach Traffic http://gowal.la/v/c/QhSE/tw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 29, 2010 at 2:12:22 PM

Photo: Coolest ice cream stand around — at Christine's Twistee Treat http://gowal.la/v/p/PWq1/tw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 29, 2010 at 2:11:12 PM

Getting ice cream at my favorite ice cream stand — at Christine's Twistee Treat http://gowal.la/v/c/PWq1/tw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2010 at 8:12:47 PM

@scenariogirl twitteriffic has an iPad version that's pretty good

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2010 at 8:10:51 PM

Here to see @JerseyGrrrl dance — at St. Joseph's Church Fair http://gowal.la/v/c/PFPD/tw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2010 at 5:58:42 PM

is listening to the New Pornographers live from Barcelona on WFMU http://www.wfmu.org

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2010 at 12:40:42 PM

A Yeungling black-and-tan, a perfect grilled chicken sandwich, a view of Sandy Hook, and @Jersey — at Inlet Cafe http://gowal.la/v/c/Pxtn/tw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2010 at 9:58:31 AM

Current earworm: Portico "The Battle of Duck Lake" ♫ http://twt.fm/426365

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 27, 2010 at 6:38:38 PM

@goodwitch maybe a Koenigsegg?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 27, 2010 at 6:33:13 PM

@surlyshirley Barcelona, Spain. But it will be aired live on WFMU this weekend.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 27, 2010 at 1:31:11 PM

Lunch on the lawn today — at @BryantParkNYC http://gowal.la/v/c/Pfta/tw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 27, 2010 at 3:01:45 AM

@inkpixelspaper the reason Wired didn't do it earlier in html/js/flash is they couldn't get people to pay for it. With iPad, now they can.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 26, 2010 at 10:33:56 AM

I'm fine today, unless I move. If I move, I ache all over. Resolved: today, I will not move. Bleah.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2010 at 3:22:29 PM

Killing time until the recital starts — at Branches http://gowal.la/c/Nept

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2010 at 2:35:11 PM

The view from lunch http://post.ly/gzYf

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2010 at 2:32:32 PM

Getting lunch at the beach — at The Seagull's Nest http://gowal.la/c/MVNs

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2010 at 10:34:58 AM

@mert is this on the Nexus One, or is there a new phone in the family I haven't heard about?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2010 at 9:06:37 AM

@vincenapoletano I like it a lot, but there aren't that many apps for it yet (iPhone apps look goofy on it). Wait a couple of months.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2010 at 8:36:32 AM

iPad feature request: the iPod software should have the ability to connect to shared libraries like iTunes/Mac does.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2010 at 4:04:17 AM

Shouldn't be awake at this ungodly hour

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2010 at 9:56:01 PM

Q:Is Onioning going to take off? A:To the great whit... http://onioning.com/thereisnocat/a/378122

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 20, 2010 at 7:51:37 PM

just got home, looked in the mirror, and realized I've been wearing my shirt inside out all day. #shitforbrains

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 20, 2010 at 12:40:08 PM

Lunch in the park with my co-worker May http://post.ly/gk5h

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 19, 2010 at 7:50:09 PM

@inkpixelspaper it's not quite view source, but have you looked at the Debug Console on the iPhone?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 19, 2010 at 6:28:23 PM

Hmmm, Gowalla posts to Twitter are very delayed today. F'rinstance, I was in Bryant Park 5 hours ago, not two.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 19, 2010 at 5:03:23 PM

Photo: — at @BryantParkNYC http://gowal.la/c/M5yt

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 19, 2010 at 4:38:22 PM

Lunch in the park. Peace and construction noise. I must be in New York. — at @BryantParkNYC http://gowal.la/c/M5yt

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 18, 2010 at 11:17:55 AM

@chrisdavidmills 30% on the desktop? SMW is all about mobile, no?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 18, 2010 at 11:05:42 AM

@chrisdavidmills I seem to recall you telling me about surprisingly high desktop penetration rates in FSU. Numbers?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 17, 2010 at 12:23:22 PM

@vincenapoletano Nope. Must be Monday's fault. I say we abolish Mondays.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 17, 2010 at 12:16:54 PM

can't seem to focus today. Must be Monday. Bleah.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 16, 2010 at 4:35:51 PM

Celebrating my mother-in-law's birthday — at Mangia Trattoria http://gowal.la/c/Lp8M

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 16, 2010 at 3:42:46 AM

too stressed to sleep. Maybe Kava tea will help.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 15, 2010 at 11:24:26 PM

@inkpixelspaper Never heard of Amanda Palmer. Going to have to investigate tomorrow.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 15, 2010 at 11:05:32 PM

@inkpixelspaper using Twitter on Saturday night doesn't mean you're a loser at home; some losers take their phones out with them. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 14, 2010 at 2:36:15 PM

doesn't understand why people are apologizing for throwing me into a project right away instead of letting me ease in. I came here to work.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 13, 2010 at 7:06:25 PM

is happy.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 13, 2010 at 9:51:16 AM

note to designers: gratuitous gradients make baby Jesus cry. That is all.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 13, 2010 at 9:08:56 AM

@danrubin @stephaniehobson Media queries if you only want to show the link on mobile devices.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 12, 2010 at 8:21:30 PM

Dear Lazyweb, What are your favorite iPad applications. Thanks. Love, Ralph

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 12, 2010 at 2:23:03 PM

@inkpixelspaper I should have clicked on the link before responding. Duh....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 12, 2010 at 2:17:05 PM

@inkpixelspaper .ogv Ogg Vorbis video

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 12, 2010 at 7:53:37 AM

@Suw does that mean they've had their cat mitzvahs?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 11, 2010 at 8:06:42 PM

Can haz iPad 3G thanks to a very generous @JerseyGrrrl — at Apple Store http://gowal.la/c/K5u4

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 11, 2010 at 8:19:42 AM

is sitting in Newark thanks to NJ Transit's continuing problems. Two days in a row. Feh.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2010 at 10:31:05 AM

Onboarding at Razorfish — at 1440 Broadway http://gowal.la/c/JGy6

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2010 at 8:07:52 AM

is stuck at a stop signal where we join the NE Corridor tracks. Amtrak has signaling problems. Just what I need, to be late on my first day.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2010 at 7:26:52 AM

wishes the Jesus freak yelling at us from the other platform would just STFU

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2010 at 7:25:29 AM

Needs to be mindful so I don't automatically walk to the old office — at Middletown Train Station http://gowal.la/c/JEPk

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2010 at 6:23:49 AM

getting ready for my first day at the new job

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2010 at 8:15:29 PM

@inkpixelspaper A HA moments are much much better than UH OH moments. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2010 at 4:14:30 PM

artwork less than a block from my new office: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/08/arts/design/08gilmore.html

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2010 at 10:52:51 AM

@effloresense yay!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 7, 2010 at 5:10:48 PM

just got pinged by a recruiter from Razorfish for a freelance position. I guess I'm not in their system yet....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 6, 2010 at 9:23:17 PM

watching the UK election results. I love that all the candidates are there when the results are read. I miss the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 6, 2010 at 1:18:15 PM

Photo: 12638 miles straight down to Australia — at Inlet Cafe http://gowal.la/c/HBHD

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 6, 2010 at 1:16:46 PM

Getting lunch at the beach — at Inlet Cafe http://gowal.la/c/HBHD

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 6, 2010 at 3:31:14 AM

this is the second night I've been wide awake at 3:30 am. Difference is that last night I hadn't been to sleep, and tonight I have.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2010 at 6:01:09 PM

just got e-mail asking if I would prefer a Macbook Pro or a PC at my new job. I'm going to like this place....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2010 at 1:01:04 PM

Finishing up lunch outside on an absolutely gorgeous day — at Court Jester http://gowal.la/c/Hm3G

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2010 at 11:18:54 AM

Can't seem to find an iPad 3G for love nor money. Apple Store in Freehold is sold out. I'm on the waiting list.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2010 at 1:59:11 AM

made it home sober, safe and sound

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 4, 2010 at 5:34:07 PM

has left the building.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 4, 2010 at 3:30:51 PM

just sent out my farewell e-mail

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 4, 2010 at 9:57:38 AM

At work for the last time — at MRM http://gowal.la/c/H397

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 4, 2010 at 8:28:24 AM

@sniffles when I first read this, I wondered what was so special about East German keyboards....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 4, 2010 at 7:50:18 AM

Heading into the city for my last day at MRM. — at Middletown Train Station http://gowal.la/c/H1LC

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 3, 2010 at 3:24:08 PM

just finished my exit interview (a day early because the HR person is out tomorrow)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 2, 2010 at 8:02:59 PM

Getting dessert — at Napoli Boys Homemade Ice Cream http://gowal.la/c/GEJG

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 2, 2010 at 1:22:28 PM

Getting the There's No Place Like Home Omelette — at My Kitchen Witch Cafe http://gowal.la/c/GygN

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 2, 2010 at 8:40:03 AM

@inkpixelspaper good thing I acquired that taste years ago. Smart girls are H-A-W-T!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2010 at 8:53:37 PM

Waiting a very long time for dinner to show up — at Munch http://gowal.la/c/Goy9

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2010 at 3:01:55 PM

Participating in International Commie Camera Day — at Avon Boardwalk http://gowal.la/c/GgLc

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2010 at 1:27:36 PM

Getting lunch at the place that refuses to die — at Jersey Freeze http://gowal.la/c/GeFV