T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 30, 2011 at 7:32:34 PM

Best. Stamp. Evar. http://instagr.am/p/I7XVu/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 29, 2011 at 6:53:22 PM

@stephaniehobson that means you're learning. Learning is a good thing. I look at what I know now that I didn't know last year, I'm amazed.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2011 at 6:59:45 PM

Meh. @ NJ Transit Train 3273 http://gowal.la/p/gFAc #photo

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2011 at 6:58:04 PM

Standing still instead of moving. Feh. @ NJ Transit Train 3273 http://gowal.la/c/4FcYU

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2011 at 1:25:18 PM

Butter Space Shuttle http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2011/07/28/us/AP-US-ODD-State-Fair-Butter-Sculptures.html (hmm, I get to Columbus Wed.)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2011 at 8:31:16 PM

Just completed a 3.00 mi walk - Not too bad out tonight. http://rnkpr.com/aqvroj #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2011 at 12:57:08 PM

pushing pixels

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 26, 2011 at 4:49:26 PM

@sniffles you're going to be in Brighton for dConstruct, yes? Stick around an extra day; there's a Maker Faire the day after dConstruct.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 26, 2011 at 1:23:20 PM

Bag lunch 19 floors up @ Razorfish NYC http://instagr.am/p/Ik7pa/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2011 at 6:24:46 PM

@stephaniehobson that was my absolute favorite April Fools remake of all time ever and ever amen.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2011 at 7:25:31 AM

Say what? The Guardian blames The Internet for the attacks in Oslo: http://goo.gl/06P46

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2011 at 9:10:12 PM

hotel booked for first leg of UK trip, four nights in London, August 28-September 1. Phew!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2011 at 9:32:45 AM

@markjfine I didn't know you'd joined the rebel forces. :-) #gabbagabbaweacceptyouweacceptyouoneofus

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2011 at 9:01:29 AM

Just completed a 2.70 mi walk - Not as unpleasant as yesterday; still muggy, but not as hot. http://rnkpr.com/aqk9qv #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2011 at 12:51:47 AM

@donkeyattack Zipdog would make my wife very happy. She's always lamenting the absence of rent-a-dogs in our life.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2011 at 1:25:40 PM

Picking up lunch @ River View East http://gowal.la/c/4DDRn

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2011 at 7:24:52 AM

Just completed a 2.14 mi walk - Nasty out this morning. http://rnkpr.com/aqh9sg #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2011 at 7:16:35 PM

Not that Carville couldn't bash heads now, but they'd take him seriously if he was the bond market.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2011 at 7:00:04 PM

wishing James Carville had died and come back as the bond market so he could bash some heads together in Washington about now

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2011 at 5:32:23 PM

@scenariogirl @iheni James is the one on the hotseat right now. Two former underlings said he was aware of the damning evidence of hacks.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2011 at 5:15:09 PM

hot office is hot

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2011 at 5:14:06 PM

hates it when people check broken code into Subversion. Check your fucking code before you check it in!!!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 21, 2011 at 10:16:42 PM

Bruce Springsteen for Governor! http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/jul/21/bruce-springsteen-poll-governor

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 21, 2011 at 8:27:59 PM

@shelleypowers @epersonae I was a little unsettled, but otherwise fine. I was in the other room when it happened. All cleaned up now.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 21, 2011 at 7:41:38 PM

I bet the burgers here don't come with a garnish of broken glass like the one I made a @ Five Guys Burgers and Fries http://gowal.la/c/4D6LF

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 21, 2011 at 6:59:07 PM

didn't think an electric oven could explode like that. Glass all over the stove and a perfect burger that I don't dare eat. Oh well.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2011 at 8:43:20 PM

Foggy evening at the beach @ Sandy Hook Lot B http://instagr.am/p/IIE0z/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2011 at 8:42:21 PM

Foggy sunset at the beach @ Sandy Hook Lot B http://instagr.am/p/IIEk2/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2011 at 8:38:24 PM

Just completed a 2.04 mi walk - Foggy and breezy. Perfect for walking. . http://rnkpr.com/aqb0nu #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2011 at 3:27:27 PM

sprint planning marathon, hour six. Oh, the horror....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2011 at 9:19:29 AM

@inkpixelspaper CSS3PIE

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2011 at 8:31:23 AM

Just posted a photo http://instagr.am/p/IFnTo/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 18, 2011 at 5:44:39 PM

@markjfine if I was really doing something right, I wouldn't have to remind myself.... ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 18, 2011 at 5:19:15 PM

and then I'll be on vacation again three weeks after that.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 18, 2011 at 5:18:32 PM

reminding myself that I'll be on vacation in less than two weeks

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 17, 2011 at 11:03:22 PM

listening to Radio Japan replay the highlights of today's Women's World Cup match in Japanese

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 17, 2011 at 8:59:53 AM

Just completed a 1.66 mi walk - Taking it easier today. http://rnkpr.com/apzvw4 #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2011 at 10:18:03 AM

Post-exercise breakfast @ Zoe's Vintage Kitchen http://gowal.la/c/4BqaV

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2011 at 9:30:15 AM

Just completed a 3.56 mi walk - Beautiful weather today on Sandy Hook. http://rnkpr.com/apx47e #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2011 at 1:11:44 PM

Order Here Pay Here @ Boondocks Fishery http://instagr.am/p/Ht3mH/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2011 at 12:33:45 PM

@feather @danrubin use the carrot of expanding your potential audience: mobile, AT, web everywhere for everyone

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2011 at 12:31:21 PM

@feather @danrubin "accessibility" seems to be going out of fashion as a term. "Inclusive design", maybe? Or bring mobile in there somehow.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2011 at 11:54:19 AM

@feather me too. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2011 at 11:35:18 AM

just got the approval to go to An Event Apart DC in October, and to register for @feather's workshop. Yay!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2011 at 4:59:06 PM

if you used the CERN line mode browser, you're a design OG. If you've *heard of* the CERN line mode browser, you're a design OG. #design_og

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2011 at 4:57:52 PM

@epersonae I got into a screaming argument at a trade show with the PM of PageMill (before Adobe bought them) because of the crappy code :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2011 at 4:22:05 PM

if you curse the name David Siegel for all that he wrought on web design, you're a (standardista) web design OG #design_og

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2011 at 4:06:23 PM

if you remember when no browsers available supported tables, you're OOOOLD, er, a web design OG. #design_og

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2011 at 2:55:42 PM

OH when talking about getting McDonald's when traveling overseas: "It's the Burger of Shame!"

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2011 at 1:56:47 PM

@denisejacobs how flowery can I get in 140 characters? :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2011 at 1:52:38 PM

@denisejacobs Responsive design is design that adapts appropriately to different environments

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 11, 2011 at 1:37:30 PM

@jenstrickland blind faith and naivete. Sometimes it works out. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 10, 2011 at 8:51:50 AM

Just completed a 3.61 mi walk with @runkeeper. Check it out! http://rnkpr.com/apeuok #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 9, 2011 at 10:14:28 AM

Just completed a 3.07 mi walk - Quick! http://rnkpr.com/apc6ap #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 8, 2011 at 11:10:14 PM

Google+ keeps telling me to add my brother to my circles. I don't want to click the X to tell them not to do that.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 8, 2011 at 6:27:19 PM

@jfc3 when that happens, do they call it a "trespasser incident"? NJ Transit does, and there's one now, which is why I'm still at the office

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 8, 2011 at 2:15:00 PM

@feather Happy birthday! You don't look a day over 39 1/2 :-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 8, 2011 at 10:48:04 AM

@luxuryluke I thought goto was considered harmful.... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Considered_harmful

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2011 at 10:50:42 AM

Inbox 10,000.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2011 at 12:42:48 PM

slides from the talk @paulirish gave at HUGE NYC last night: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39519/talks/stateofhtml5summer11/state/src/index.html

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2011 at 6:44:15 AM

just bought our plane tickets for our trip to England

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2011 at 10:27:23 PM

@dylanw me neither

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2011 at 2:36:33 PM

@Suw my friend @inkpixelspaper made http://www.blockingwho.com/ to answer that question

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2011 at 8:53:34 AM

Resolved: any level in Angry Birds that I can get three stars on on my first play is too damned easy.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2011 at 8:43:45 AM

@j6n9 what's a yes? dConstruct? Already bought my ticket.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2011 at 6:11:03 AM

just realized I'm going to be in the UK at the same time that dConstruct is happening. Hmmmm....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2011 at 3:05:38 PM

Indulging. @ Stewart's Root Beer http://gowal.la/c/4xHr8

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2011 at 11:23:55 AM

Just completed a 3.77 mi walk with @runkeeper. Check it out! http://rnkpr.com/aoy77k #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2011 at 9:43:52 AM

Water Wings @ Avon-by-the-Sea beach http://instagr.am/p/G8beH/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2011 at 9:03:49 AM

Foggy morning at the beach @ Avon-by-the-Sea beach http://instagr.am/p/G8Uuz/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 3, 2011 at 9:25:29 AM

Boomerang @ Zoe's Vintage Kitchen http://instagr.am/p/G30TZ/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2011 at 9:25:46 PM

You are now leaving the boardwalk of fame and happiness http://instagr.am/p/GwtED/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2011 at 2:29:44 PM

Taking a break from walking the boardwalk to get lunch and root beer @ Stewarts Root Beer Beachfront Diner http://gowal.la/c/4wAYn

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2011 at 2:07:09 PM

@surlyshirley dunno. We didn't stop in. ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2011 at 1:33:52 PM

Sunglass Depot @ Wildwood Boardwalk http://instagr.am/p/GvKk2/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2011 at 10:26:51 AM

The view from breakfast http://instagr.am/p/Gul76/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2011 at 10:25:34 AM

2 hours isn't too far to drive for breakfast, right? @ McGlade's On The Pier http://gowal.la/c/4wvHv

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat June 30, 2011 at 8:22:56 PM

Just completed a 2.76 mi walk - Fastest walk this summer. http://rnkpr.com/aoownf #RunKeeper