Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 31, 2014 at 7:29:55 PM
Love this 5 minute video about nano-breweries in NYC from the Grauniad: http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/video/2014/oct/30/nanobreweries-microbreweries-new-york-city-craft-beer-video Love having one of these near us in NJ too
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 31, 2014 at 8:51:37 AM
@donkeyattack you might not want to use those answers on the test, though…. ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 31, 2014 at 8:50:29 AM
@donkeyattack toilet paper.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 31, 2014 at 8:50:18 AM
@donkeyattack the Golden Rule: them what has the gold makes the rules.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 30, 2014 at 10:05:14 PM
Ad man! What are you doing now? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAobKYupFqc
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 30, 2014 at 7:44:05 PM
Hey @goodwitch, your blog is down: “Your PHP installation appears to be missing the MySQL extension which is required by WordPress.”
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 29, 2014 at 10:25:52 PM
@jschwartzdesign http://junkstorecameras.com/AnscoClipper.htm quotes McKeown’s Price Guide as saying $5-15; on eBay they go for slightly more, maybe $20.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 29, 2014 at 9:53:18 PM
@jschwartzdesign Looked it up. Takes a kind of film that hasn’t been made since 1984. Wouldn’t be able to use it; thanks for thinking of me.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 29, 2014 at 3:45:06 PM
@onesixtieth too cool. Just added my local nano-brewery to the database.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 28, 2014 at 10:10:59 AM
@sniffles @olivierthereaux @notabene you should have told him "no" at great length in one of the other three....
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 28, 2014 at 9:11:28 AM
@inkpixelspaper context switches are expensive, whether inside CPUs or brains. Don't have to be a unicorn to feel that way.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 27, 2014 at 2:50:38 PM
@dylanw a match is a stick
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 27, 2014 at 2:47:05 PM
@dylanw even if it wasn't, it would be $18.95 more that a pack of matches....
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 27, 2014 at 1:40:34 PM
@Suw hmm, that gives me lists. I think there's a popup in the upper right corner that lets you select the list view
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 27, 2014 at 1:37:22 PM
@Suw select "Playlists" from any view
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 25, 2014 at 11:54:44 PM
Gotta like Penn State’s chances now; Ohio State hasn’t scored since the first half.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 25, 2014 at 11:42:55 PM
expected Ohio State to blow Penn State out of the water. Didn’t expect the game to go to overtime. Great game, Lions. Happy! #weare
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 25, 2014 at 4:44:41 PM
@DougieSmyth66 @markjfine @johnpeelarchive Tom Ravenscroft is excellent. Listen to him every week. But he doesn't have his dad's platform.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 25, 2014 at 2:45:31 PM
I miss him terribly. No one else like him. MT @johnpeelarchive: 10 years on & John’s influence is still felt. http://t.co/e1Edd0S201
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 24, 2014 at 3:36:08 PM
@lachlanhardy let me know if you’d be interested in agency work. Your site talks more about products and startups, but we’re always looking
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 23, 2014 at 7:36:42 PM
Not the only one to think of this! MT @KeefKnight Happy to reference a favorite band (the Clash!) in my comic strip https://medium.com/the-nib/white-riot-a113cfe53ce
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 21, 2014 at 2:40:10 PM
I agree with Ohio Gov. Kasich: we should repeal Obamacare and expand Medicare. I think it should expand to everyone. #singlepayer
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 21, 2014 at 2:16:14 PM
@katolivy it also has some of the most amusing insults I've ever read. The guy has a way with English.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 20, 2014 at 3:05:19 PM
@khimscho it takes some people longer than others.... ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 20, 2014 at 7:51:27 AM
I'm at NJT - Middletown Station (NJCL) in Middletown, NJ https://www.swarmapp.com/c/4CZV0I0U78P
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2014 at 4:28:50 PM
Granny Smith @ Eastmont Orchards, Colts Neck, Nj http://instagram.com/p/uWPYTzp4mK/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2014 at 4:26:32 PM
Picking Apples (@ Eastmont Orchards in Colts Neck, NJ) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/eUqjXxqHQB6
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 16, 2014 at 7:21:43 PM
@inkpixelspaper I think it's unlikely. It's been a long time since NJ elected a Republican Senator.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 16, 2014 at 7:19:39 PM
@inkpixelspaper yeah, but 32 years ago, his dick presumably still worked. What was his excuse then?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 16, 2014 at 6:51:21 PM
@inkpixelspaper how is it possible that this clown is still in politics? My first vote ever was against him, in 1982's Repub Senate primary.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 15, 2014 at 5:05:47 PM
@khimscho you're such a kid…
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 14, 2014 at 6:25:04 PM
It's amazing how crap most children's television is. Then again, I could say the same thing about adult television…
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 13, 2014 at 12:41:14 AM
@khimscho I had the same problem. Never resolved it, either.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 12, 2014 at 3:24:57 PM
@kilmc @hansv @cottonbureau funny, so am I. Pity you're in Manhattan instead of Brooklyn, @hansv. :-) http://t.co/mx6VmOVgc8
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 12, 2014 at 9:36:17 AM
@jschwartzdesign pftpptpfftp! That penalty on the onside kick was bull. ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 11, 2014 at 4:43:08 PM
The view from my sister-in-law's place. Beautiful view of Prospect Park across the street. @ Prospect… http://instagram.com/p/uBqoVTp4i6/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 11, 2014 at 1:22:20 PM
@dylanw yeah, that is pretty weird.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 11, 2014 at 1:02:15 PM
@dylanw I think that the point is that conferences without divisions don’t have championship games; those. champs are decided by polls.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 10, 2014 at 10:18:48 PM
An Internet where this can happen is an Internet I want no part of: https://twitter.com/Spacekatgal/status/520739878993420290 Be safe, @Spacekatgal
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 10, 2014 at 5:11:06 PM
Jason Scott, Mr. @textfiles his own self http://instagram.com/p/t_I_7vp4mP/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 10, 2014 at 8:57:20 AM
I love strong women who know what they want. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_92qc3kr
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2014 at 10:27:37 PM
@jschwartzdesign um, down the SHORE, not shoe.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2014 at 10:27:04 PM
@jschwartzdesign quite possibly. Photography down the shoe is sounding a lite better to me right now. But maybe.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2014 at 10:15:45 PM
Our band could be your life. Real names be proof.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2014 at 10:12:18 PM
Resolved: The Minutemen were the best band ever. Debate.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2014 at 10:10:21 PM
Starting with the affirmation of man, I work my way back to cynicism.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2014 at 10:17:17 AM
@ImpossibleUSA earliest memory is being given a cheap Instamatic to distract me from destroying my dad’s 250. I was 3. I still have both.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2014 at 9:07:09 AM
"Oh I love 'em. Insanely. Madly, Forever." Bet you can't listen to the whole thing. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_91o3v1u
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 3, 2014 at 9:47:16 PM
@maupuia oh yes, I did indeed listen to the entire thing.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 3, 2014 at 9:36:05 PM
hery @markjfine betcha can’t listen to it all. MT @maupuia One hour of John Peel introducing The Fall. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTMudC0CtIs
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 3, 2014 at 9:05:32 PM
@maupuia I may have to start a pirate radio station just to expose an unsuspecting public to this. “Oh I love ‘em. Insanely. Madly.”
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 3, 2014 at 9:03:42 PM
@maupuia I’m finding this mesmerizing in much the same way Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music is. 16 minutes in and I’m still listening.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 3, 2014 at 8:51:56 PM
@maupuia you know, I think maybe I’m crazy enough to listen to the entire thing.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 30, 2014 at 9:58:39 PM
@lachlanhardy 1110 calories; 34 grams of fat; 130 grams of carbs. That’s without the mac and cheese and the fries. America is frightening.
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