Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2017 at 6:45:33 PM
Me too. @JRubinBlogger alone is worth the money I gave @washingtonpost https://twitter.com/dylanw/status/947586342824722432
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 30, 2017 at 5:24:10 PM
92 yard TD run for #26. Wooo!!!!!! #fiestabowl #psuvswash #weare
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 28, 2017 at 10:46:52 PM
@KathaSeidman @stribs @realDonaldTrump Not true. Lots of us will drown first.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 25, 2017 at 5:11:59 PM
@stribs It’s a Wonderful Life, followed closely by A Christmas Story
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 23, 2017 at 7:49:50 PM
Santa to comply with Paris Agreement, give naughty kids solar panels instead of coal http://www.cbc.ca/comedy/funnystuff/santa-to-comply-with-paris-agreement-give-naughty-kids-solar-panels-instead-of-coal-1.3896066
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 22, 2017 at 9:00:00 PM
@markjfine That’s probably because you’re trying to listen to sports events. That’s the one exception.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 22, 2017 at 8:54:35 PM
@markjfine BBC Radio links always work outside the UK. It’s the TV ones that don’t because of the license fee.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 22, 2017 at 8:21:55 AM
Me three. https://twitter.com/surlyshirley/status/944091250474520576
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 22, 2017 at 7:58:33 AM
This is why the message of Vaclav Havel’s “The Power of the Powerless” is so important. The point of the essay is to live in truth. Don’t let them force you to say the sky is orange when you know it’s blue. There is an objective truth. Insist on it. http://vaclavhavel.cz/showtrans.php?cat=eseje&val=2_aj_eseje.html&typ=HTM https://twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/944080337021399040
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 21, 2017 at 8:55:11 PM
If you play “Maggot Brain” by Funkadelic starting at 11:59:29 on December 31, the first ten minutes of your new year will be spent listening to the guitar solo from “Maggot Brain”. Start your year right.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 21, 2017 at 8:53:05 PM
If you play “11:59 (It’s January)” (the version from Nature Film) by Scrawl starting at 11:57:37 on December 31, the line “8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, Midnight” has the word “Midnight” right at midnight. Start your year right.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 20, 2017 at 11:16:43 PM
RT @thereisnocat: @USATODAY Being a reporter must pay a lot better than it did when I was taking journalism classes at n college 35 years a…
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 20, 2017 at 11:16:25 PM
@USATODAY Being a reporter must pay a lot better than it did when I was taking journalism classes at n college 35 years ago #howstupiddoyouthinkweare
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 18, 2017 at 1:13:41 PM
@khimscho 30 years of refusing to invest in infrastructure.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 17, 2017 at 11:29:11 PM
Actually, it posted just fine. Not sure why it’s failing for others. https://twitter.com/thereisnocat/status/942612281640325120
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 17, 2017 at 11:27:35 PM
I would link to http://www.needtoimpeach.com, but Twitter won’t let me. WTF?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 16, 2017 at 6:32:00 PM
Seven words forbidden by common sense from being used when describing the current regime: Integrity Intelligence Honesty Curiosity Bravery Patriotic Trustworthy
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 12, 2017 at 10:29:07 PM
Fuck Дональд Трамп. Fuck Steve Bannon. Fuck Roy Moore and the horse he rode in on. Thank you, African-American women.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 12, 2017 at 8:40:57 PM
There’s still 97% of the vote to count in Roy Moore’s home county, but I like these numbers so far…. https://t.co/E4qGFPKga0
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 12, 2017 at 8:34:15 PM
@jaybookmanajc @katielev Yay millennials!
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 8, 2017 at 8:39:09 PM
I subscribed to Sirius in December, 2005. 12 years on, looks like I’ll be cancelling if you go through with this, @SiriusXMNews https://twitter.com/SiriusXMNews/status/938486214725734401
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 7, 2017 at 8:33:26 PM
I’m trying very hard not to think what the “pro-life approach to surrogacy that doesn’t destroy any embryos “ is…. https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/938942949089529856
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 4, 2017 at 8:08:51 PM
@obiwankimberly Congratulations! I remember you saying a year ago that you were going to run for something. I love that you followed through!
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 2, 2017 at 8:56:39 AM
@karlgroves You forgot Socialists. I see the far left doing the same Goddamned thing.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 1, 2017 at 10:11:21 PM
Not just any Republican; one of Senator McCain’s closest advisors when he ran for President. Wonder what he thinks of his ex-boss now…. https://twitter.com/clairecmc/status/936576598408683520