T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 31, 2012 at 7:09:37 PM

Prescriptions @ Nagle's Restaurant http://instagr.am/p/Nw12rnJ4qM/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 30, 2012 at 8:06:46 PM

The problem with sitting in the quiet car on the train is that when some asshole talks loudly on his phone, you can't yell at him.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 30, 2012 at 6:16:12 PM

Dinner with @JerseyGrrrl (@ Houndstooth Pub w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/M6vPh4

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 30, 2012 at 3:28:17 PM

@AlunR Hello, Alex! And hello to Dino, too. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 30, 2012 at 3:15:30 PM

@surlyshirley @PMLoren have you read their book, "Causing a Scene"? Pretty amusing.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 30, 2012 at 2:33:07 PM

Brian King is 29 going on 49. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_2l6mmd2

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2012 at 6:40:17 PM

Cutest Nephew on Earth http://instagr.am/p/NpEHowp4uB/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2012 at 6:30:16 PM

Having a blast babysitting The Cutest Nephew On Earth

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 28, 2012 at 8:48:03 AM

Just completed a 1.79 mi walk - Breezy and foggy, good for walking. http://rnkpr.com/a1qmtas #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2012 at 10:45:58 PM

wondering when the curling competition starts

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2012 at 9:29:42 PM

Japandroids ride a sailboat in Barcelona: http://pitchfork.com/tv/youtube/15-docs/271-japandroids-ride-a-sailboat-in-barcelona/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2012 at 8:21:59 PM

@surlyshirley Well Mitt says they can't pull it off, so I figured it wasn't worth watching. ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2012 at 8:08:34 PM

Not watching the Olympics opening ceremony.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2012 at 2:02:28 PM

would rather be home driving around than sitting in my office with nothing important to do

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 27, 2012 at 1:12:43 PM

I love my national entity.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 26, 2012 at 3:58:53 PM

sitting in my office overlooking Times Square reading an e-mail telling me I can get to know New York City for less than $100 a night.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 26, 2012 at 3:32:52 PM

@feather @karlgroves @iamjolly @jeffsmith Cartoon version of Repo Man? Repo Chicken always intense!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 26, 2012 at 1:41:33 PM

@shelleypowers Meh, what does Mitt Romney know about running an Olympics, anyway? ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2012 at 8:35:28 PM

Sunset reflected @ Sandy Hook http://instagr.am/p/Nhi6w3p4ug/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2012 at 3:33:35 PM

@dylanw the main part of the whole thing, the shock and disgust and horror is still mine, though.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2012 at 3:33:00 PM

@dylanw may be less painful for me. I figured out Paterno wasn't clean around my junior year. So I'm missing the disillusionment part.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2012 at 3:29:56 PM

@dylanw agreed. Painful but necessary.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2012 at 2:26:19 PM

@dylanw doesn't sound like the whole board, just one well-known loudmouth and a former football player (okay, a well-loved former fb player)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 25, 2012 at 2:15:14 PM

@dylanw where did you see that? I'm not seeing anything on any of the usual suspects: Daily Collegian, Centre Daily Times, ESPN, NYT.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2012 at 6:32:37 PM

Dinner with Laura's Aunt Ginny and Uncle Marv (@ Joey's Pizza) http://4sq.com/OfT4Jz

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2012 at 5:06:53 PM

Drove the new car down the shore to visit Laura's aunt and uncle (@ Manahawkin, NJ) http://4sq.com/MExazG

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2012 at 3:01:42 PM

@inkpixelspaper sweet. Photo on Facebook.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2012 at 11:35:58 AM

I'm at Schneider Nelson Audi (West Long Branch, NJ) http://4sq.com/LL2aKg

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 24, 2012 at 10:52:08 AM

Killing some time before picking up the new car at 11 (@ 80 Acre) http://4sq.com/PSPtPm

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2012 at 10:10:26 PM

looking forward to the day when the media no longer find it necessary to report the statements of the Paterno family.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 23, 2012 at 9:46:30 AM

@dylanw it allows the NCAA to say he's not the winningest football coach in Div I history.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 22, 2012 at 5:53:09 PM

@estellevw sure, why not? If Anne Frank can be retroactively baptized Mormon, what's so hard to imagine about that?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2012 at 8:58:38 PM

@markjfine http://www.theonion.com/articles/sadly-nation-knows-exactly-how-colorado-shootings,28857/ Two weeks, back to "normal".

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2012 at 8:00:06 PM

@inkpixelspaper not in CSS. Dean Edwards' IE8.js should fix it. https://code.google.com/p/ie7-js/

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2012 at 7:23:47 PM

@inkpixelspaper alternately, for IE7 only, display: inline; zoom: 1. Sometimes you just don't want to float something.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2012 at 3:24:36 PM

has my own desk at work now for the first time in over eight months. Yay me!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2012 at 1:04:24 PM

Just got a call that the new car is at the dealer. We'll be picking it up on Tuesday morning. Yay!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 20, 2012 at 12:33:12 PM

@goodwitch ooh, I like that idea. Very fitting. Do it!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 19, 2012 at 6:21:34 PM

NJ Transit must be having problems with counterfeit monthly passes; the conductors are shining UV lights at them when they check them now

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 19, 2012 at 4:29:21 PM

proposal submitted for SXSW. Phew!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 17, 2012 at 12:42:59 PM

@jenseninman where are you staying?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 6:50:52 PM

Some assembly required, that's what I said to her http://instagr.am/p/NKLylPJ4qA/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 2:41:01 PM

@danielmall been there, done that. no regrets.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 1:56:45 PM

working on a proposal for a talk for SXSW. Gotta get it done by Friday!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 1:21:58 PM

@surlyshirley I prefer "molten", as in lava. Then it can become "molty", at which point we can start singing about one armed drummers. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 4:01:07 AM

@Suw it's not like they're far apart. I used to ride my bike into Beloit from our home in Roscoe, which came in handy in the nightmare. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 3:49:59 AM

@Suw lived in Roscoe from 1973-1977, ages 11-14. Kev and I discussed this when we had dinner in London last year. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 3:22:47 AM

@Suw heh, that's right. I only know it because it's one of the places I grew up in. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 16, 2012 at 3:13:57 AM

Tonight's nightmare: trapped by war in downtown Beloit, Wisconsin, with coworkers and SXSW friends, trying to make safety in Roscoe, Ill.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2012 at 5:36:38 PM

Celebrating National Ice Cream Day (@ Gracie and the Dudes) http://4sq.com/MrZQxB

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2012 at 10:36:54 AM

Diner @ Elmwood Park Diner http://instagr.am/p/NGufLiJ4jD/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 15, 2012 at 3:04:33 AM

“Johnny Appleseed” by Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_2es9gxd

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2012 at 4:26:16 PM

our prudish media makes it impossible to write certain stories. Proof number 1: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/14/world/europe/soccer-star-john-terry-acquitted-in-british-trial-over-racial-slur.html

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 13, 2012 at 11:27:50 AM

@surlyshirley saw that this morning. Didn't realize it was so recent. Bummed. I wanted to go to the beach too.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2012 at 8:54:38 PM

@inkpixelspaper that looks frightening. Sounds good! :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2012 at 8:16:22 PM

@dylanw good luck. Hope it's nothing serious.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2012 at 1:20:13 PM

@shelleypowers and here I thought you were retweeting from 40 years ago....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2012 at 1:14:42 PM

New car off the coast of Newfoundland http://instagr.am/p/M_SKxOJ4m0/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 12, 2012 at 10:18:25 AM

not surprised by anything in the Freeh report on Penn State. Disappointed and appalled, sure, but not surprised.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 10, 2012 at 6:36:09 PM

Havana 1277 @ The Inlet Café http://instagr.am/p/M6tWHFJ4np/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 10, 2012 at 6:28:37 PM

Early dinner at the beach (@ The Inlet Café) http://4sq.com/No1TQA

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 10, 2012 at 3:03:00 PM

@luxuryluke sounds like we're all the Pope, then

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 9, 2012 at 9:00:59 PM

take off your pants and do the antler dance.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 9, 2012 at 4:56:33 PM

I'm really going to miss Twitter when they shoot themselves in the head: http://www.theverge.com/2012/7/9/3135406/twitter-api-open-closed-facebook-walled-garden

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 9, 2012 at 1:45:55 PM

@dperrera @woothemes @inkpixelspaper working as expected here: http://bit.ly/LCvsAx

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 8, 2012 at 9:41:14 AM

“Holly O” by Wendy McNeill is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_2bl5507

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2012 at 10:10:12 PM

Dear @verizon, when I log in to my account to pay my bill, don't try to cross-sell me a dozen different things. Get the fuck out of my way.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2012 at 8:36:53 PM

Sky is a weird yellow color tonight. Don't think I've ever seen light like this. My photos aren't doing it justice. Outstanding.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 7, 2012 at 5:56:13 PM

tracking my new car as it passes to the north of Scotland. Damn, this world is amazing.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 9:45:57 PM

@goodwitch just a matter of time, then. We're at that age when blowing a little cash on something special seems like a good idea. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 8:53:41 PM

@goodwitch so are you bringing one home?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 1:36:15 PM

@obiwankimberly there are still designers who do that? Firing squad at dawn!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 12:25:18 PM

@inkpixelspaper yes, and walking too

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 12:19:44 PM

@inkpixelspaper yup, still alive. Taking it easy this week, off work, staying home, going to restaurants on the shore and cleaning house.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 12:01:36 PM

It'll have to do until the big one gets here http://instagr.am/p/Mvs_8Ap4i9/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 11:56:57 AM

@inkpixelspaper @danielmall @clagnut @wilsonminer 10px and 62.5% have the same result, except 10px isn't resizable in ancient IE versions.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 6, 2012 at 4:47:10 AM

@svenlauwers Congratulations! She's beautiful.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 5, 2012 at 8:48:49 PM

@dylanw do they mention the poisoning of our Precious Bodily Fluids? #generaljackdripper

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2012 at 7:56:25 PM

Just stepped out the door and saw a deer on our front lawn. Usually they're in the back. First time!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 4, 2012 at 9:28:00 AM

Just completed a 1.74 mi walk - Bit muggy today. http://rnkpr.com/a1n9qb1 #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 3, 2012 at 9:20:09 PM

Goddamnit, Chrome, why do you keep blanking out pages? Fucking fucking fucked up fucking browser.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 3, 2012 at 6:40:43 PM

“C'mon Sea Legs” by Immaculate Machine is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_29t05dn

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 3, 2012 at 9:20:07 AM

New place for breakfast today (@ Toast) http://4sq.com/M3P78N

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 3, 2012 at 8:32:21 AM

Just completed a 2.62 mi walk - Walked a little longer than usual this morning. http://rnkpr.com/a1n4001 #RunKeeper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 2, 2012 at 12:54:02 PM

The view from lunch @ Sissy's At The Harbor http://instagr.am/p/Mlf176J4l7/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 2, 2012 at 12:47:10 PM

Lunch in a town with safe water (@ Sissy's At The Harbor) http://4sq.com/MoXA9R

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat July 1, 2012 at 11:59:18 AM

wishing all my friends north of the border a Happy Dominion Day