Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 31, 2016 at 7:19:11 PM
@donkeyattack if you’re getting into NJ beers, I have a few suggestions for you :-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 31, 2016 at 6:41:54 PM
@susankitchens almost like Harry Reid’s claims of “explosive information”, especially if, say, the NSA were able to monitor the messages
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 31, 2016 at 12:56:39 PM
Absolutely heartbreaking https://twitter.com/shelleypowers/status/793125410204561410
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 30, 2016 at 9:18:06 PM
OMG, @KellyannePolls says that some of Trump’s supporters are “deplorable”: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/oct/30/donald-trump-rally-jew-s-a-media-kellyanne-conway
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 28, 2016 at 11:56:26 PM
@shelleypowers @kurteichenwald this presupposes that the original statement was nonpartisan. That seems wrong to me; these seem of a piece.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 26, 2016 at 9:16:30 PM
@susankitchens Not @charlesornstein. @NormOrnstein .
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 25, 2016 at 8:58:30 PM
Whenever you can get here will be fine. https://twitter.com/dylanw/status/791080856055980032
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 23, 2016 at 12:15:39 AM
Penn State’s next 5 opponents are Purdue, Iowa, Indiana, Rutgers, and Michigan State. 10-2 looks like a real possibility.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 22, 2016 at 11:43:37 PM
No more beautiful formation in football than Victory formation. 24-21!!!!! #osuvspsu
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 22, 2016 at 11:28:20 PM
Blocked punt, touchdown return, Penn State leads. HOLY FLYING FUCK!!!!!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 22, 2016 at 6:38:30 PM
@markjfine you mean he’s worse than when Molly Ivins described his convention speech as probably sounding better in the original German?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 22, 2016 at 6:14:07 PM
@dylanw when people shifted from making sites with HTML/CSS to making them with JS and frameworks
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 21, 2016 at 4:47:49 PM
Twitter and Github are back here. DDOS may be over.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 21, 2016 at 3:19:58 PM
Reading Twitter through the web site instead of a 3rd party app on my phone. Holy crap, this is incoherent.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 20, 2016 at 10:03:22 PM
@stribs Thanks for sharing so the rest of us can feel your pain
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 20, 2016 at 6:03:42 PM
Did Trump really think that saying he would accept the result of the election if he won would make it all better????
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 11:11:35 PM
The only acceptable response to losing an election is the classic “The people have spoken — the bastards”. Not “I’ll look at it at the time”
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 11:06:15 PM
Looking at all the newspapers I look at, the lede from the debate is Trump’s refusal to commit to accepting election results. Devastating.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:48:58 PM
@hansv And yet, nothing about climate change, the most important issue we as a planet face
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:44:28 PM
Hard to believe, but the guy from Fox did the best job of moderating the debates. Go figure.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:38:16 PM
America loves to vote for optimists. Trump is going to lose big league.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:37:17 PM
“One thing everyone here can agree on is we hope you will all go vote”. Um, yeah, not so much from the Republican side….
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:36:01 PM
And predictably, Trump’s “closing statement” is word salad and negative
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:34:59 PM
It’s like Hillary actually knows what she wants to do as President.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:34:03 PM
“This will be the final time the two of you will be together on a stage” Hallelujah!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:32:06 PM
The reason Obamacare is having problems with insurance companies pulling out is because the Republicans blocked the moves to help them
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:18:53 PM
Did Chris Wallace just laugh at something Hillary said?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:18:03 PM
“He’s unfit, and he proves it every time he speaks”
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:17:30 PM
TBH, they didn’t bring Bin Laden to “justice”. That would have involved a trial. They brought him to revenge.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:16:22 PM
@susankitchens 15 minutes to go….
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:14:53 PM
@jschwartzdesign at 18% alcohol, I don’t think I’d live. ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:12:39 PM
Finished a bottle of Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA. Still sober enough to understand the debate. :-(
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:11:18 PM
@inkpixelspaper To talk about issues, you need two candidates who can speak to them. This year we only have one.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:10:11 PM
“If you’re whining about the process, you’re not up to the job!”
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:07:39 PM
Q: Will you respect the results of the election? A: No.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 10:07:02 PM
How come none of us knew that Hillary Clinton was our dictator over the past 30 years?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:58:07 PM
@obiwankimberly Chris Wallace, not Chris Matthews.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:56:49 PM
audience laughing at “Nobody has more respect for women than me” again
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:54:50 PM
How do you explain the contemporaneous accounts by the women, @realDonaldTrump? People they told at the time?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:53:28 PM
The stories haven’t been debunked. They’ve been denied. Not the same thing.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:51:34 PM
“I built a massive company” How many times has that company gone bankrupt?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:47:29 PM
“Our product is pouring in from China”. Like Trump ties?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:41:12 PM
Q: What about the economy? A: Nuclear weapons!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:39:53 PM
@surlyshirley That’s deliberate. All the people who work for him are instructed to call him “Mr. Trump” in all circumstances
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:38:58 PM
I hope climate change gets more play than a passing mention by Hillary, but I’m not hopeful
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 9:33:51 PM
Putin has outsmarted her? He’s outsmarted Trump. Projection.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 8:40:30 PM
wondering what the odds are in Vegas of @realDonaldTrump spontaneously exploding during the debate tonight.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 19, 2016 at 2:26:18 PM
@markjfine worked for me last time: https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/26676/250338/
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 17, 2016 at 7:42:17 PM
Waiting for a rocket launch to go by 🚀🚀🚀
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 16, 2016 at 8:57:55 PM
Picked up the phone for a change for a number that’s been calling us 5 times a day for weeks. It was the @NRA. Fuck off, assholes.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 16, 2016 at 12:02:07 PM
@stribs No, but Pence has given up on this year and is running for 2020 at this point. I don’t think he cares what Drumpf thinks.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 14, 2016 at 7:20:01 AM
@danrubin I look forward to seeing the results. Definitely heard the results on the radio last night, lots of unusual stations to hear
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 13, 2016 at 8:47:45 PM
Hey @danrubin , I’m absolutely sure you’re aware of this, but if you’re not, K index is way up, and aurora are no doubt all over Iceland
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 12, 2016 at 10:00:00 PM
@shelleypowers @andrewsavikas @octal Ah, right. I missed the date on it. Now I remember.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 12, 2016 at 9:41:09 PM
Very sad about this. I used to occasionally pass dmr in the hallways when I would visit Murray Hill back when I worked for Bell Labs. https://twitter.com/octal/status/786333395643052032
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 11, 2016 at 11:57:21 AM
. @joshtpm explains how Russian propaganda shows up in Trump’s speeches, as reported by @kurteichenwald: via Nazis! http://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-russia-channel
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 10, 2016 at 5:07:28 PM
For the Republicans saying that Trump’s tape was “just words”: how will you feel when people he’s done this to show up? Because they will.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 10, 2016 at 4:17:57 PM
The funniest thing about this is that Paul Ryan just made keeping Republican control of Congress *less* likely http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/11/us/politics/donald-trump-gop-hillary-clinton.html
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 11:05:44 PM
Short-fingered vulgarian https://t.co/LHjvfDhR4c
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:52:17 PM
Steve Schmitt calling out Trump on his “Banana Republicanism” for threatening to jail Hillary Clinton. Love that.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:28:42 PM
@surlyshirley Yeah, well, Roberts would need to leave the court, but still, it’s nice to think of….
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:26:57 PM
@surlyshirley Correction: *Chief* Justice Obama
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:21:47 PM
“She has tremendous hate in her heart”. Projection.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:18:12 PM
Hillary is at her best when she talks directly to a person who asked a question. Trump, not so much….
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:16:29 PM
So little input from the audience in this “town hall” debate, which is a shame
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:12:17 PM
Someone must have mentioned Mosul to Trump. It’s all he can remember about ISIS/Daesh
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:04:23 PM
@markjfine Coke adds life….
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 10:01:01 PM
“I know Bernie Sanders. Bernie Sanders is a friend of mine. You, Mr. Trump, are no Bernie Sanders.”
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 9:59:16 PM
@jschwartzdesign You could move to Windsor; you have to go south from the US to get there. ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 9:56:49 PM
RT @JohnDingell: RT if you're more scared of a Donald Trump presidency than you are of ISIS.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 9:40:09 PM
The woman who asked the question about Muslims doesn’t seem to appreciate Trump’s answer.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 9:38:10 PM
Trump could really use Obamacare to see a doctor about that sniffling.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 9:33:44 PM
Obamacare would work fine if Republicans hadn’t obstructed simple changes that were needed after implementation
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 9:17:25 PM
How is Trump going to help the inner cities? Free cocaine?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 9:13:45 PM
Finally Anderson Cooper forces Trump to say he didn’t do what he said he did. Over/Under on @Fahrenthold proving he did?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 1:33:45 PM
@markjfine that’s why you need popcorn.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 9, 2016 at 1:12:58 PM
Never interfere with the enemy when he is in the process of destroying himself. 🍿🍿🍿
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 8, 2016 at 5:16:25 PM
30 days until the election. 30 days of Trump stumbling from crisis to crisis. Stocking up. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 8, 2016 at 11:14:20 AM
@stribs Maybe he actually did stand in the middle of 5th Ave and shoot someone?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 8, 2016 at 9:08:57 AM
So as polls come out in the coming days and show Trump falling to, say, 35%, note that that means 35% of America thinks sexual assault is ok
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 8, 2016 at 8:59:34 AM
October, sure. Surprise? Hell no. Utterly predictable. This is who Trump is.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 8, 2016 at 12:00:00 AM
Funny way to show respect.... https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/713747213801938946
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 7, 2016 at 10:32:49 PM
RT @ChappellTracker: RT if you're a dude who's managed to never joke about sexual assault with your friends and later refer to it as just "…
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 7, 2016 at 1:19:09 PM
This is me in pretty much the spot shown in the video I just retweeted last Friday. https://t.co/MoJATGFzn1
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 7, 2016 at 1:18:15 PM
I was standing in almost this exact spot at this exact time last week. https://twitter.com/RussellANjax/status/784387397957984256
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 7, 2016 at 12:48:28 PM
@markjfine yeah, she’s in western Georgia at the moment, well out of the way of the storm. Thanks for the link. Scary stuff.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 7, 2016 at 12:42:59 PM
@markjfine thanks. My mom lives there, although she got out already. We were just there last week.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 7, 2016 at 12:39:28 PM
@markjfine where did you see that?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦- 🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 6, 2016 at 10:59:59 PM
@markjfine Potential Darwin Award winners. Good for us; helps improve the gene pool.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 6, 2016 at 3:56:34 PM
@mholzschlag when something better comes along
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 6, 2016 at 1:58:04 PM
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 6, 2016 at 12:07:44 PM
@SaraSoueidan @obiwankimberly @LocalSourceNL I don’t get why this is a minority opinion these days, but it is. Infuriating.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2016 at 10:21:43 PM
Pence lies about how much of the Clinton Foundation’s money goes to charity, gets it completely backward.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2016 at 10:17:40 PM
Pence calls for the denuclearization of the Korean Peninsula. Trump called for South Korea to develop nuclear weapons.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2016 at 10:05:18 PM
Hysterical to hear Pence play strong on Russia when Trump doesn’t even realize that Russia invaded Ukraine. 🇺🇦
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2016 at 10:00:47 PM
Pence talking about Russia leaves Kaine a hole wide enough to drive a tank through to attack in his response
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2016 at 9:59:26 PM
Pence is attacking Clinton over Russia? hahahahahahaha!!!!!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2016 at 9:45:21 PM
Undocumented aliens commit crimes at a lower rate than any other segment of society; contrary to the boogie men Republicans try to promote
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 4, 2016 at 9:43:21 PM
Interesting to see Kaine try to drive a wedge between Pence and Trump.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 3, 2016 at 9:27:19 PM
@danrubin this can fix that, no? https://t.co/AcNR72ZhZF
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat October 2, 2016 at 8:49:46 PM
#Alsoft #DiskWarrior just saved my ass; Macbook Pro stopped booting last day of trip. Within minutes of getting home, I have my drive back.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 30, 2016 at 9:26:15 PM
“Asked this year which habit she wished her husband would quit, Melania Trump gave a one-word answer: tweeting.” http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/01/us/politics/donald-trump-alicia-machado.html