Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2017 at 10:26:13 PM
RT @elijahdaniel: As acting mayor of Hell, Michigan I hearby ban all heterosexuals from entering our town. https://t.co/uDuGWFATmS
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2017 at 8:40:22 PM
@mrewheels @KCBCbeer @InterboroNYC @cartonbrewing Okay. You like sours?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2017 at 8:32:46 PM
@mrewheels @KCBCbeer @InterboroNYC @cartonbrewing Trade works for me. I’m sure I can come up with 4 of Carton’s beers for you. You interested in IPA-ish things or their more oddball stuff?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2017 at 8:22:33 PM
@mholzschlag I find this a useful setting on FB to avoid soul crushing. https://t.co/U6Jnwn9jPY
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2017 at 1:15:35 AM
@marcysutton If you have to explain it at all, it isn't funny.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2017 at 12:00:32 AM
@cwodtke My superpower is always picking the wrong line. Toll booths, checkout lines, whatever. Always always wrong
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 28, 2017 at 11:59:09 PM
@cwodtke @danielatwood The only celebrity I've ever recognized in ten years of working in New York is Dan Rather
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 25, 2017 at 11:39:43 PM
@cwodtke There's no debate on this. This is absolute truth.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 25, 2017 at 11:34:44 PM
I can't heart this. We loved her music. Sad to see this. https://twitter.com/surlyshirley/status/901239084986892290
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 23, 2017 at 12:57:57 PM
@leahmcelrath As you so often tell us, please take care of yourself first. I'm grateful for the work you do, but please don't damage yourself doing it.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 23, 2017 at 12:15:49 PM
@epersonae Nikon F was nearing the end of its run by that point, so I would think that a used one would be cheap enough, and it was widely used in news
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 21, 2017 at 3:48:06 PM
Clouds at the beginning, clouds at the end, but glorious clear skies for the hour surrounding the maximum here in NJ #Eclipse #Eclipse2017
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2017 at 3:24:43 PM
@stribs It's not costing a single goddamned cent as far as I'm concerned. I fucking earned the vacation day I'm taking tomorrow
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2017 at 10:44:01 PM
RT @monteiro: RT this if you’d like to see @jack do a town hall about why he won’t kick fascists off Twitter. Let’s have a dialogue.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2017 at 10:38:42 PM
@tr1nitr0n I had one of those terminals on my desk at AT&T many moons ago. Good to see one up and running!
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2017 at 2:14:27 PM
@stribs Wouldn't it be Bannon getting out of the wheelchair? And maybe John Kelly telling people they can't fight in the War Room....
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2017 at 1:04:00 PM
@dylanw And seagulls.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 15, 2017 at 6:04:06 PM
@RichardTrumka @susankitchens Didn't understand why you were on it in the first place; you've always been on the side of the workers. Thanks, even if you're late.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 15, 2017 at 4:41:16 PM
Walking through Detroit Metro Airport and can't help but notice that His Orangeness is back to defending Nazis. Evil moron.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2017 at 8:08:30 PM
RT @AlexSteffen: Retweet if you have family members who served in WW II to end the evil of Nazism. https://t.co/ihf7wKlGSy
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2017 at 4:50:36 PM
RT @kurteichenwald: Peter Cvjetanovic, a white nationalist, is upset that this photo of him has gone viral. So be nice: dont retweet this t…
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2017 at 6:05:10 PM
Fuck Nazis and the craven politicians (like @realDonaldTrump) who enable them.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2017 at 5:20:42 PM
@mrewheels @KCBCbeer @InterboroNYC @cartonbrewing Sure! What are you looking for from Carton?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2017 at 9:46:26 PM
I’m not afraid of dying in a nuclear holocaust. I’m afraid of surviving one. Jesus, Трамп, pick on someone who can annihilate us.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2017 at 8:03:28 PM
@redcrew She mostly drove it locally; I think it had about 90K miles on it when the transmission failed.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2017 at 7:34:24 PM
@redcrew Both the old and new Minis have/had a Union Jack decal on the roof. Very distinctive; always know when I see her on the road.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2017 at 7:33:28 PM
@redcrew Straight hardtop Mini Cooper S; this is a new one that we bought earlier this year after her 12 year old 2005 hardtop Mini Cooper S died.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2017 at 7:00:34 PM
@redcrew No. I was just in Mackinaw City a couple of weeks ago (without her, unfortunately), so she took special interest in it.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2017 at 6:43:59 PM
@redcrew Showed this to my wife yesterday. Now she wants to drive her Mini to the Mac next time. :-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2017 at 5:06:55 PM
@luxuryluke Verbing nouns weirds language.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2017 at 9:02:36 PM
Anyone like that asshole at Google who hasn’t done the same isn’t paying attention.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2017 at 8:59:37 PM
I mean really, I’ve learned sooooo much from devs who aren’t white men, and become so much better at development from what they’ve taught me
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2017 at 8:57:59 PM
Reading all these tweets about how women and POC aren’t as smart, and thinking of all the awesome women and POC devs I work(ed) with
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 4, 2017 at 2:41:01 PM
@mholzschlag That's a very kind way to say "Make the same mistakes again...." ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 3, 2017 at 8:09:21 PM
@Buxtonc_ @danrubin Boy, I know that feeling.... 😉
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 2, 2017 at 8:30:56 PM
RT @RepJudyChu: Nevertheless she persisted. https://t.co/Ln6AGj5Kzq
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 2, 2017 at 11:02:23 AM
@MattNegrin Yay!
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2017 at 12:05:58 PM
@stribs "We have always been at war with Eastasia"....
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