Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 30, 2013 at 4:01:02 AM
“Eastern Standard Time” by Don Drummond is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_5k07saj
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 29, 2013 at 7:18:07 PM
@inkpixelspaper @staciebrunner if she did, I haven't gotten it.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 27, 2013 at 10:52:30 PM
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. —Groucho Marx
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 27, 2013 at 7:50:16 PM
10th anniversary dinner (@ Moonstruck) http://4sq.com/14vank6
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 27, 2013 at 3:03:21 PM
@dylanw bowie's creative nadir was unquestionably "The Laughing Gnome". And I don't even like Bowie.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 27, 2013 at 5:09:57 AM
10 years ago today, I got married to @JerseyGrrrl. Worst mistake ever. ... Should have done it five years earlier. :-)
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 26, 2013 at 1:03:00 PM
@markjfine yeah, but a house was also only $15000 then. ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 25, 2013 at 3:43:52 PM
@kingkool68 you forgot the gun shops. :-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 25, 2013 at 3:37:02 PM
@kingkool68 you must be referring to South of the Border
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2013 at 12:02:17 PM
@inkpixelspaper it's entirely possible to make a site that conforms to standards and validates and is non-semantic.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2013 at 7:34:46 AM
@surlyshirley @Rosscott heh.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2013 at 7:32:29 AM
@staciebrunner @inkpixelspaper it doesn't have to be perfect. It has to be in my hands before the job is filled by someone else. ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2013 at 7:31:04 AM
@dylanw not only is it okay, it's required.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 23, 2013 at 5:14:34 PM
@dylanw Classic mistake; you should *never* rely solely on color to transmit information. http://www.thereisnocat.com/showme874.html
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 23, 2013 at 11:46:34 AM
Dear @twitterrific, thanks for the speedy iOS update. I was about to give up and move on, but this fixed everything.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 22, 2013 at 5:41:41 PM
I think for the fifth year in a row. Painted by Hamish Kilgour of The Clean. http://instagram.com/p/YbCaw5J4i-/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 21, 2013 at 8:11:37 PM
12 hours and 1 minute of driving. 685.8 miles. Left an hour before sunrise, arrived minutes before sunset. Finally, home. Now, the collapse.
Ralph Brandi 🇺 🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 21, 2013 at 6:26:59 PM
Stopping for dinner a few miles from home so we don't have to go out again once we get there (@ Nagle's Restaurant) http://4sq.com/ZexVFV
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 21, 2013 at 11:59:40 AM
Lunch time (@ Yuk Yuk &Joes) http://4sq.com/ZdVO0o
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2013 at 7:42:41 PM
Polish food! Gołobki! And they even call it that, not "stuffed cabbage"! Yay! (@ International Kitchen) http://4sq.com/10oleLJ
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2013 at 12:43:45 PM
Skee Ball @ Fun Plaza http://instagram.com/p/YSx-eup4h2/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2013 at 6:46:46 AM
So, did anything interesting happen overnight while I was asleep? /me ducks
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 18, 2013 at 10:24:09 PM
“25 O'Clock” by The Dukes Of Stratosphear is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_5f9rd8i
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 18, 2013 at 9:02:39 PM
Funny how reps who voted against Federal aid to NJ when Sandy hit are now begging for it for West Fertilizer http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/04/18/1202984/-Texas-wants-federal-disaster-aid-it-refused-to-give-others #fuckyou
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 18, 2013 at 8:43:07 AM
@markjfine yup. Had dinner with Dan and his wife and a couple of friends on Sunday, then went bar hopping.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 18, 2013 at 6:29:07 AM
Dawn http://instagram.com/p/YPiUmJJ4h4/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 17, 2013 at 11:10:28 PM
Shagging https://vine.co/v/bUWQYudg9rF
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 15, 2013 at 2:09:58 PM
@jfc3 @antonpeck Macworld Boston, 1993. Net-specific, Internet World, also Boston, 1995.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 14, 2013 at 2:26:04 PM
How does one come to a bar with 60 beers and wind up with a Bud Light? (@ International Cafe) http://4sq.com/131hpMD
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 13, 2013 at 7:28:44 PM
Checked in at Avista Resort (300 N Ocean Blvd, North Myrtle Beach) on @foursquare: http://4sq.com/yCYgCq
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 13, 2013 at 12:43:10 PM
The view from lunch @ Virginia Originals And Chesapeake Grill http://instagram.com/p/YDVBhtJ4su/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 12, 2013 at 10:14:23 PM
@cindyli what a sweet picture! I'm sorry for your loss. I was lucky to know all of my grandparents. Most of my cousins weren't.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 12, 2013 at 1:05:25 PM
@Suw @JerseyGrrrl we have a little, but for the printing we've done so far, we've used polymer plates. They're easier to deal with.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 12, 2013 at 1:00:03 PM
@Suw @JerseyGrrrl and I enjoyed our letterpress classes so much that we actually bought a small press. :-) Happy you enjoyed yours.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 12, 2013 at 6:35:41 AM
@dori @negrino that sounds like you caught whatever it was in time. Phew! Fingers crossed for you. Lost my dad & bro to heart attacks. :-(
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 11, 2013 at 10:23:31 PM
Entering hour 15 of work. Please shoot me now.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2013 at 10:00:11 AM
Just finished presenting to the client on responsive design. Totally drained, but in a good way. Yay!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2013 at 8:38:03 PM
And with that, we end another 13 hour work day. Good thing I'm working from home and don't have to catch a train now....
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2013 at 6:18:27 PM
@khimscho is this the crowd sourcing thing you told me about in Bryant Park last month?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2013 at 7:03:10 AM
I'm eggnostic. I believe that the world was created by a giant egg nog. Or not. We can't know.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 8, 2013 at 11:23:47 AM
@shepazu glad I'm not the only one for whom the first reaction was to think of that song....
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2013 at 2:43:15 AM
“My Enemy” by Richard Thompson is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_5ap4aw7
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2013 at 4:31:13 PM
@goodwitch yes, much better that @InkPixelsPaper help you out. I quit my last job in part because of being on HTML e-mail duty. /-}
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2013 at 3:46:58 PM
@goodwitch not completely, but it is a horror. CSS needs to be inline, not in the head.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2013 at 4:01:40 AM
@maupuia not only that, the first couplet is on his gravestone.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 3, 2013 at 9:30:17 AM
apparently I'm so still when I'm working that the lights in the room think it's empty and shut off every five minutes. Grrrrrrr.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 2, 2013 at 4:17:30 PM
trying to debug a bug that only manifests when I'm not debugging. Open Firebug and bam! it disappears. Shoot me now.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 2, 2013 at 1:28:41 PM
@dylanw woo hoo!
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