T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 31, 2011 at 12:42:29 PM

@dylanw I wish you were coming too. Too many of my friends are staying home this year. :-(

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 31, 2011 at 11:27:13 AM

Booked my flights for #sxsw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 31, 2011 at 1:13:17 AM

Can't sleep. Bleah.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 29, 2011 at 8:23:24 PM

Listening to Deutsche Welle in German (which I don't understand), I stumbled onto a feature about one of my favorite bands, Attwenger. Yay!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2011 at 11:07:49 PM

unbelievable deal on music by Fela Kuti on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/power-show-batch-4/id410157844

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2011 at 8:05:32 AM

Caution wet flor @ NJ Transit - Middletown Station http://instagr.am/p/BE7PZ/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 16, 2011 at 7:30:08 PM

@jenstrickland expensive cameras are overrated. Give a a dozen cheap cameras any day. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 15, 2011 at 1:48:57 PM

@KuraFire iPhone 4, AT&T. I'm sticking with them, because my wife's AT&T employee discount is too good to give up. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 13, 2011 at 5:51:12 PM

@dylanw congratulations! Sounds like a great opportunity!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 13, 2011 at 7:57:15 AM

Behind @ NJ Transit - Middletown Station http://instagr.am/p/_ep6/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 12, 2011 at 7:47:48 PM

got pinged by 3 recruiters today who found me through LinkedIn. Updated my profile to tell recruiters to go away.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 10, 2011 at 6:50:37 PM

will be so glad when this week is over and I can go back to working only 50 hours a week....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 8, 2011 at 3:37:39 PM

This is what "Second Amendment remedies" look like

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 8, 2011 at 3:31:54 PM

CNN is airing live footage from Tucson station KGUN....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 8, 2011 at 11:33:26 AM

Trying to decide if my colleague is OCD or Asperger's. Also deciding between baseball bat or machete.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 8, 2011 at 9:05:18 AM

@jenstrickland Что с русским?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 7, 2011 at 1:24:34 PM

@surlyshirley yay!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 7, 2011 at 12:34:02 AM

Empty @ NJ Transit - Middletown Station http://instagr.am/p/5WvX/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 11:55:27 PM

@inkpixelspaper I can cuss like a longshoreman. It helps that the object of my ire is a good Mormon who would be shocked at such language...

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 11:41:59 PM

Headed home. Cleared all my bugs, meaning the ones I was assigned, not ones that I created. I gotta find me a clue-by-four....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 11:38:42 PM

Pro tip: clear your motherfucking floats, motherfucker. Goddamnit, you motherfucking motherfucker....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 8:21:39 PM

@inkpixelspaper no, I'm going to propose it as a talk at SXSW next year. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 8:19:19 PM

just figured out how to use the same custom fonts in UIWebView as in the application. Woohoo!!!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 6:24:37 PM

@inkpixelspaper You betcha!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 6:15:42 PM

@inkpixelspaper break a leg!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2011 at 3:18:00 PM

@donkeyattack so long 404 in your address, eh? :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:43:42 PM

I Sneeze On Your Grave #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:43:30 PM

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:40:39 PM

Women on the Verge of a Hissy Fit #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:37:19 PM

The Texas Butterknife Massacre #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:36:37 PM

Beyond the Valley of the Gender-Neutral Action Figures #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:35:54 PM

Raising Arkansas #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:35:25 PM

Hippopotamus Man #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:34:35 PM

Erasernose #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:27:05 PM

Breakfast at Denny's #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:25:54 PM

Last Fox Trot in Paris #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:23:55 PM

Dr. Maybe #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:23:34 PM

The Half Monty #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:23:02 PM

Good Expectations #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:21:04 PM

A Slight Bit of Noise on the Western Front #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:20:26 PM

Gums #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:20:03 PM

Apocalypse Soon #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:19:25 PM

The Maltese Sparrow #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:19:09 PM

Some About Eve #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:16:39 PM

A Streetcar Named Infatuation @lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:16:01 PM

Hummin' in the Rain #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:13:13 PM

It's an Acceptable Life #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:12:48 PM

Invasion of the Body Borrowers #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:11:41 PM

8 1/4 #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:11:03 PM

Single Indemnity #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:10:19 PM

Occasionally Noticed Trains #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:08:52 PM

Blade Stroller #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:08:10 PM

The 200 Blows #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:06:06 PM

Mild Flirtatation in the City #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 11:04:22 PM

Misplaced in Translation #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:56:55 PM

Minot #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:56:43 PM

True Gumption #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:55:32 PM

The Magnificent Three #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:54:23 PM

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Unpleasantness #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:50:57 PM

Birth of a County #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:49:57 PM

Bronze Diggers of 1933 #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:48:53 PM

Monty Python and the Moderately Important Cup #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:47:54 PM

Shallow Throat #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:47:08 PM

5K Man #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:46:16 PM

The Empire Grumbles a Bit #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 10:45:58 PM

Star Skirmishes #lessambitiousmovies

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 3:45:07 PM

@goodwitch Su-weeet!!!! Congratulations! Doing it from Austin, or moving?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 1:37:57 PM

@inkpixelspaper I don't have my copy of issue 2 yet either

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2011 at 1:34:01 PM

Schoenhut http://instagr.am/p/3O4o/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2011 at 3:16:50 PM

@inkpixelspaper I have a bunch of friends at R/GA working on the Nike account. I'll ask if it was them.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2011 at 3:10:28 PM

@inkpixelspaper Dollars to donuts it was the folks at R/GA who did that site; Nike is one of their biggest clients

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2011 at 1:19:43 PM

Being a bad boy — at Shake Shack http://gowal.la/c/3gJRp

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2011 at 9:27:04 AM

Too much to do, so I'm here even though it's a company holiday today — at Razorfish - NYC http://gowal.la/c/3gEab

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2011 at 7:43:29 AM

Back to the grind.... — at Middletown Train Station http://gowal.la/c/3gCm9

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2011 at 4:24:41 AM

Monkeys! http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,736883,00.html

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 2, 2011 at 7:44:46 PM

@KuraFire you're taking the train from Palo Alto to New York? ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 2, 2011 at 12:45:11 PM

Save http://instagr.am/p/1U0f/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2011 at 4:44:32 PM

Celebrating The Cutest Nephew In The World's first birthday

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2011 at 1:37:42 PM

Sloppy sloppy sloppy. #outbackbowl

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2010 at 8:34:33 PM

@markveldhuis QSL. HNY to you too. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2010 at 7:06:53 PM

Sweetheart http://instagr.am/p/zUfs/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2010 at 7:03:28 PM

Love the New Year's 2011 pin I just got on @gowalla – http://gowal.la/t/9Dy

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2010 at 7:03:07 PM

New Year's Eve dinner — at River's Edge Cafe http://gowal.la/c/3fGsC