T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 31, 2012 at 7:27:00 PM

just created my first Github pull request, a fix for @scottjehl's iOS orientationchange zoom bug library

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 31, 2012 at 4:55:55 PM

No bugs for me. Nailed 'em all. Hope they find more by tomorrow morning. Just call me Raid. Kills bugs dead.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 31, 2012 at 2:17:53 PM

@stephaniehobson Tell IE9 that's you're sorry, really, but it's all for the best. It's not it, it's you. It'll meet someone else, honest.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 30, 2012 at 2:15:59 PM

@dylanw Don't know that one. I'll have to check it out. As soon as I finish listening to Japandroids for the third time today. :-) Thanks.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 30, 2012 at 1:17:26 PM

@feather you're a sick, sick man.... :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 30, 2012 at 12:39:37 PM

it's only May, but I think I've got my Album of the Year: Japandroids, Celebration Rock. Damn. Don't want to listen to anything else now.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 29, 2012 at 6:57:58 PM

Dinner with @hansv (@ Resto) http://4sq.com/Lczzhf

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2012 at 6:08:17 PM

@hansv yay!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2012 at 4:05:11 PM

Managed not to smash the gauge pins

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2012 at 3:14:11 PM

@hansv look for the signs that say "AirTrain". (I think that's it.)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2012 at 3:13:23 PM

@hansv NJ Transit to Penn Station NYC, then a ten block walk.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 28, 2012 at 1:38:52 PM

Making ready

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 27, 2012 at 5:50:21 PM

Documentary night (@ The Showroom for First Position) http://4sq.com/K0OmiX

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 27, 2012 at 8:03:18 AM

Breakfast on the boardwalk! (@ Avon Pavilion) http://4sq.com/Lzl71s

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 26, 2012 at 8:47:14 AM

@Suw that's because you don't work in the ad business. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 25, 2012 at 5:32:40 PM

@inkpixelspaper who knows. Difference between Detroit and Montreal, I assume. They had cheese, just not as curds.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 25, 2012 at 3:11:03 PM

Proof of Poutine for @inkpixelspaper (sadly, you could argue that it wasn't really poutine, because no cheese curds) http://lyt.ro/LNwKYV#.T7_Y_J_lK30.twitter

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 25, 2012 at 8:12:24 AM

@stephaniehobson Wo0t!!! Bonne chance, and I look forward to hearing/reading about your adventures.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 25, 2012 at 12:24:02 AM

@cdmuench Good choice; been a favorite of mine for years

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 24, 2012 at 9:36:32 PM

“Evil's Sway” by Japandroids is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_1rgmpoc

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2012 at 3:57:00 PM

Delayed (slightly, maybe 15-20 minutes) (@ Gate B19) http://4sq.com/JVmPy7

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2012 at 1:07:16 PM

Dropping off the car (@ Avis) http://4sq.com/LDXElW

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2012 at 10:14:41 AM

Actually in the park nearby, weeding a community garden (@ Michigan Ave. With Prostitutes) http://4sq.com/Low3SQ

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2012 at 8:41:42 AM

Employees must dance @ Astro Coffee http://instagr.am/p/K-DLQJp4uy/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2012 at 8:39:27 AM

Good morning, sunshine @ Astro Coffee http://instagr.am/p/K-C7KdJ4up/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2012 at 8:22:08 AM

My phone must think I'm in Canada; it's giving me directions in kilometers instead of miles

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2012 at 8:17:38 AM

Breakfast with the crew before we go planting (@ Astro Coffee) http://4sq.com/L6Y9md

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2012 at 11:13:34 PM

No pepper games @ Mercury Burger & Bar http://instagr.am/p/K9CKeiJ4u0/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2012 at 11:00:20 PM

@inkpixelspaper I got pix, but you'll have to wait for me 2 get my Lytro to a computer. Also, have 2 not be drunk, which rules out tonight.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2012 at 7:54:00 PM

Mmmm, beer. And poutine! (@ Mercury Burger & Bar w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/JPgJ3Z

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2012 at 4:12:44 PM

Green roof at Ford's truck assembly plant at River Rouge http://instagr.am/p/K8R3xeJ4mR/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 22, 2012 at 11:51:51 AM

Checking in (@ The Westin Book Cadillac Detroit) http://4sq.com/JtYd1i

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2012 at 2:56:01 PM

My parents used to come here 40+ years ago (@ Nutri-foods) http://4sq.com/Jj5Zd8

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2012 at 12:52:31 PM

@jenseninman safe travels; I'll wave at you when you pass through DTW from my hotel in the suburbs of Detroit. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2012 at 12:24:07 PM

Getting a Belgrade Burger, hold the tomato (@ Art & Jake's Sports Bar and Grill) http://4sq.com/LlTpVM

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 20, 2012 at 9:04:44 PM

@goodwitch yay! Franziskaner Weissbier FTW!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 20, 2012 at 8:34:44 PM

Yay! Frozen custard! (@ Erma's Frozen Custard w/ 3 others) http://4sq.com/Jwk1sn

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 20, 2012 at 8:11:44 PM

It ain't Austin, but it ain't bad (@ Hampton Inn) http://4sq.com/KE9Kdk

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 20, 2012 at 10:35:56 AM

Walk Stand @ Detroit Metropolitan Wayne County Airport (DTW) http://instagr.am/p/K2h3r9J4rg/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 20, 2012 at 7:47:47 AM

Made it through the TSA checkpoint with the usual display of security theater (@ Gate B46) http://4sq.com/L8uZQc

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 19, 2012 at 11:28:36 PM

I wish I could tell my brother how much I enjoyed the beer he brewed that I just drank. Sadly, I can't, so I'm telling you instead.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 19, 2012 at 1:13:28 PM

Blowing bubbles with my nephew

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 18, 2012 at 8:50:14 PM

Mmmmmmm (@ Napoli Boys Italian Ice and Ice Cream) http://4sq.com/J3FsM9

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 18, 2012 at 7:06:47 PM

“Donna Summer On The Radio” by Steve Fisk is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_1og0ve4

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 18, 2012 at 3:29:21 PM

@beardChamp yeah, really. On the upside, we got rid of the developer who did it months ago. On the downside, I'm still cleaning up his code.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 18, 2012 at 2:17:44 PM

Pro tip: if a floated element is causing a parent element's height to collapse, clear the fucking float. Don't set its height with JS.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 17, 2012 at 2:06:49 PM

I swear to God when I heard the news, this was the first thing I thought of: http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/DP/2003/06/365-Days-Project-06-02-fisk-steve-donna-summer-on-the-radio-1982.mp3

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 17, 2012 at 12:24:38 PM

wishing there were a "zoom: 1" equivalent for Android browsers that would make things Just Fucking Work Already grumble grumble grumble

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 16, 2012 at 10:05:45 PM

@feather that's why I mentioned it was a long time ago; I'm too out of practice to be intimidating. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 16, 2012 at 9:49:21 PM

@feather me! Lots of time to listen to podcasts on the train, a college degree in broadcasting, and experience on the radio (long time ago)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 16, 2012 at 7:03:26 PM

Just became mayor of my dentist's office on FourSquare. I think maybe this is not such a good thing....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 16, 2012 at 4:32:27 PM

@jenseninman woo hoo! Congratulations!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 16, 2012 at 4:09:58 PM

Facebook iPhone app looks different than it did an hour ago....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 15, 2012 at 7:15:12 AM

“See No Evil” by Television is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_1mhf0av

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 15, 2012 at 3:03:20 AM

Texas executed an innocent man in 1989. http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/may/15/carlos-texas-innocent-man-death http://thewrongcarlos.net

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 14, 2012 at 10:48:05 AM

@dylanw you should have seen AT&T's web site in 1994. I remember it because I worked there. It was awful.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2012 at 8:23:03 PM

@inkpixelspaper I'll keep that in mind next time you're in town. Veselka is comfort food for me.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2012 at 8:07:05 PM

Dinner and sitting down. Yay! (@ Veselka w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/JDNVcw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 10, 2012 at 6:23:30 PM

Reception on the alumni balcony (@ The Cooper Union) http://4sq.com/ITSfo5

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2012 at 8:35:07 PM

Jon Hamm gives advice to teenaged girls: http://rookiemag.com/2012/05/ask-a-grown-man-5/ (via #metafilter) (Damian Kulash's episode is also worth watching)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2012 at 7:14:17 PM

Google Plus just came out with an update to their iPhone app. Glitz over usability. Only took ten seconds to figure out I hate it.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2012 at 6:52:57 PM

@inkpixelspaper if the storm they expect actually happens, yes. http://www.spaceweather.com/ is a good source of information on aurorae.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2012 at 3:37:49 PM

Okay, @GovChristie, your turn to evolve. Unless you intend to remain a slug in the sludge on the civil rights issue of our time.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2012 at 12:35:56 PM

If you're trying to sell an airplane, it's probably best not to kill your potential customers demonstrating it: http://www.nytimes.com/2012/05/10/world/asia/russian-aircraft-vanishes-from-radar-during-promotional-flight.html

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2012 at 6:36:55 AM

@stephaniehobson happens to me every time

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2012 at 2:28:42 PM

presented about process implications of responsive design to my peers in development at work. Went well. Now ready to collapse.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2012 at 9:37:38 AM

@lachlanhardy I tried when they first came out. I got something like 90% unavailable. That's why I use Spotify.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2012 at 3:59:14 AM

"Are you sure you want to remove 244 apps from your iPad?" Fuck yes, otherwise I wouldn't have spent 30 minutes deselecting them, you idiot.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2012 at 3:56:26 AM

that thing where iTunes decides it needs to sync every app I've ever downloaded to my iPad? Yeah, that. #itunessucks #horriblesoftware

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 7, 2012 at 11:44:57 AM

@inkpixelspaper that's all you can do. Nobody's fearless; people who seem to be merely act despite it. Good for you!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 7, 2012 at 8:03:20 AM

“Snad Jednou Ti Dam” by The Matadors is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_1i8w2dd

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 6, 2012 at 12:56:51 PM

Lunch at a very cool roadside stand (@ Denmo's Snack & Dairy Bar) http://4sq.com/IFw9Wf

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2012 at 10:02:40 PM

@goodwitch miss you too!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2012 at 7:34:19 PM

Met a couple at breakfast who told us their daughter was in an a Capella group that had a recital tonight. Here we R. http://4sq.com/KshgsT

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2012 at 9:56:18 AM

I'm at Letterpress Things http://4sq.com/Ity39D

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 4, 2012 at 10:01:54 PM

Just filled out a survey about my recent visits to get my Toyota Camry fixed. It was a total clusterfuck. I hope they enjoy reading it.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 4, 2012 at 2:52:28 AM

Insomnia sucks.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 3, 2012 at 7:24:17 PM

RT @splorp Yikes. @hamiltonwoodtyp needs your support to help clean up recent flooding in the museum. http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150801008023288 >>Donated.<<

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2012 at 9:53:46 PM

This is the kind of guy John Peel was: http://soundcloud.com/johnpeelarchive/john-reads-claras-letter

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2012 at 7:13:12 PM

Some days I hate myself for being weak (@ Other Music) http://4sq.com/IwA6y8

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2012 at 6:10:21 PM

Gołobki!!!!! (@ Veselka) http://4sq.com/JAZn8v

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2012 at 2:51:00 PM

@stephaniehobson been there, done that. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2012 at 2:28:34 PM

@stephaniehobson that means you're getting good at it. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 1, 2012 at 7:20:29 AM

damn you, @johnpeelarchive, there goes all my free time between now and October.... http://thespace.org/