T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 30, 2009 at 11:18:49 AM

would put on a blue beanie if I were anywhere near mine, but I'm not, so not this year.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 28, 2009 at 6:51:19 PM

go Gators!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 27, 2009 at 8:56:17 PM

has never been so happy to have someone stick their tongue out at me as tonight

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 27, 2009 at 7:53:10 PM

is stuck behind parading motorcycle Santas in Palatka.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 26, 2009 at 7:43:06 AM

is thankful for doctors and nurses who work on holidays.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 25, 2009 at 7:42:19 AM

can't stop humming Sax Rohmer #1

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 17, 2009 at 4:23:23 PM

in JAX.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 17, 2009 at 12:40:33 PM

through the TSA checkpoint in record time. Who knew there were no lines at mid day during the week?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 16, 2009 at 1:19:56 PM

is having lunch in the park today. It's gorgeous out. Do I have to go back to work?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2009 at 11:11:53 PM

wants to know, if Mizzou played Wazzou, would the marching bands at halftime play kazoo?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2009 at 7:35:00 PM

@danrubin Village Vanguard is the archetypal jazz club in NYC.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2009 at 7:32:20 PM

@danrubin lunch Wednesday would be perfect.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2009 at 7:27:03 PM

@danrubin cool. I'm sure you're busy, but if you're free for drinks or a meal M T or W, ping me. I work in midtown near the Chrysler Bldg.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2009 at 4:44:00 PM

@danrubin Happy Birthday! How long are you in NYC?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2009 at 2:50:37 PM

is enjoying the second half much more than the first half. Touchdown!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 13, 2009 at 8:49:49 PM

just had two deer cross in front of the car. Good thing I was going slow and had room to stop. They weren't in any hurry.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 13, 2009 at 6:28:24 AM

@feather I would buy one, and I would get my boss to buy one, and tell my friends.... Been wanting you to write something for a long time.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2009 at 6:37:03 PM

@mgirouard no; you need to also nohup it.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2009 at 4:42:16 PM

@lachlanhardy it's number 1 here

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2009 at 12:01:31 PM

is onboarding a new freelancer. Always so much fun.... At least he seems like he knows what he's doing.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 11, 2009 at 3:31:10 PM

is running into some weird bugs with floating elements and RTL languages where the floated elements appear outside their containers in IE7

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 1:04:32 PM

@mgirouard excellent! Thought you might be interested. See you there!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 12:06:11 PM

@mgirouard check your spam folder; just sent you e-mail. :-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 11:44:09 AM

@chrisdavidmills ah well. Next time for sure!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 11:40:31 AM

@iheni it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything and that I had the phone on mute when I read your suggestion. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 11:39:27 AM

@chrisdavidmills are you going to be at the NYC event?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 11:21:37 AM

is having a really difficult time following this meeting. Half in German, and the other half unintelligible thanks to bad phones. Feh.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 9:43:27 AM

just got the okay from the boss to attend Standards.Next in NYC next Friday. Yay!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2009 at 9:16:48 AM

@iheni Yay! NYC! I have soooo got to go....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2009 at 7:40:48 PM

is at Santos Party House for Xiao He, PK14, and Carsick Cars. Can't believe the music has already started. Good stuff!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2009 at 3:22:05 PM

is enjoying FELA! on Broadway. Intermission time!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 6, 2009 at 4:03:23 PM

@feather I wouldn't say it makes me *happy*, per se; too much clutter in the house thanks to all the books I've bought and haven't read.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2009 at 9:13:03 PM

is scanning today's harvest of Polaroids for posting tomorrow for the last day of 'Roid Week.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2009 at 8:59:56 PM

@effloresense yeah, I think that may be my favorite Tall Dwarfs song ever

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2009 at 8:53:59 PM

@effloresense someone's been listening to Chris Knox again.... :-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2009 at 4:27:27 PM

just finished another interview. If anything, this was more painful than the last. Please, just answer the question, don't lecture me.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2009 at 1:19:51 PM

doesn't know any more about the developer I just interviewed's skills than before we talked to him. Remarkably content-free answers. #fail

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 4, 2009 at 2:13:29 PM

@dylanw @andrea if it's really important, if they really care, they'll find a way to bring chocolate.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 4, 2009 at 2:02:56 PM

@dylanw @andrea but when they start begging, you can insist that they bring chocolate.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 4, 2009 at 10:17:52 AM

@feather sounds like you're working with the same team I am....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 3, 2009 at 10:32:13 PM

hopes Chris Christie chokes on a pretzel.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 3, 2009 at 7:46:37 PM

is looking forward to trying out the Polaroid back for my Kiev 88 that came in today's mail. Just in time for 'Roid Week, too!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 3, 2009 at 4:27:24 PM

investement advice for the ages: "'I like cash,' Mr. Buffett said."

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 3, 2009 at 4:26:57 PM

investment advice for the ages:

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 3, 2009 at 4:25:19 PM

loves this sentence in the NYT about Berkshire Hathaway: "Class A shares in Berkshire were up slightly in premarket trading at $98,971.57."

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 3, 2009 at 7:55:58 AM

voted. Remember, this year voting is staggered. Democrats today, Republicans tomorrow.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 2, 2009 at 10:30:40 PM

@doublesided are you talking print designers doing print, or designing web sites? Because if it's the latter, flogging's too good for 'em.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 2, 2009 at 5:37:53 PM

is walking to Penn Station in the dark. This is the part of the time change I hate.