T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 30, 2018 at 8:44:32 PM

@obiwankimberly I’m paper punch tape years old.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 30, 2018 at 5:14:45 PM

@monaeltahawy Twitter now offers the ability to add alternate text when you post a picture. You can incorporate the text in the photo in to that, and everyone will be able to tell what it says.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 23, 2018 at 7:30:03 PM

@dylanw How to make a tintype photo. Forward into the past! Analog forever!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 22, 2018 at 10:38:27 PM

@stefsull DNA testing FTW?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 21, 2018 at 8:04:03 PM

@CleverTitleTK I think she misunderstood. Christmas has *nativity* scenes, not *nativism* scenes….

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 17, 2018 at 11:13:31 PM

Visited my friend @epersonae ’s blog today and discovered that she’s blogging quite a bit, despite being “quieter than usual” here on Twitter. It inspired me to write a blog post myself about what I’ve been up to lately: https://www.thereisnocat.com/showme1004.html

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 14, 2018 at 3:26:42 PM

Bummed that Christie won’t be the next Chief of Staff for Дональд Трамп. Would have been nice to see him get caught up in the criminality of the administration and go to jail. Plus truly end his political career once and for all. Because his 8 disastrous years in NJ didn’t do it.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 13, 2018 at 7:22:28 PM

Moose and squirrel must die. I don’t need luck, I got a fiendish plan…. https://twitter.com/chrisremo/status/1073090223691620352

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 12, 2018 at 8:49:37 PM

@monaeltahawy “Fuck off, kitten™” :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 12, 2018 at 2:48:08 PM

For some reason, this makes me think of the story Sarah Vowell told at Town Hall in NYC years ago about getting a goth makeover and picking her goth name. It was “Becky”. Her makeover artists were impressed; it went beyond black to the pink heart of goth. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/118/what-you-lookin-at https://twitter.com/cwodtke/status/1072933166367698949

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 6, 2018 at 10:40:51 PM

@mholzschlag Just show him this scene from the movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZjZbJuhPAo

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 6, 2018 at 4:38:02 PM

There is no love in this world any more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foSC0rujhwQ RIP Pete Shelley

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 3, 2018 at 10:08:33 PM

@monaeltahawy And the app is called….

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