T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 31, 2015 at 5:06:19 PM

The Onion strikes again: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/01/world/americas/ex-fifa-official-jack-warner-cites-onion-article-in-defense.html

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 31, 2015 at 3:33:07 PM

Sunny and raining https://vine.co/v/ehMIXZYQFOW

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 29, 2015 at 6:33:58 PM

@dylanw chmod a+w to get the mark of the beast.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 29, 2015 at 11:13:47 AM

@karlgroves cargo cult programming. Someone told them once that they should use title, and they’ve never forgotten and never questioned.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 26, 2015 at 10:34:43 AM

@dylanw then you'd need programmers to program the robots to do the programming. Probably as many as you displaced.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 26, 2015 at 10:33:51 AM

@Impossible_HQ Quintuple exposure with my Spectra System, inherited from my grandfather: https://www.flickr.com/photos/thereisnocat/1430642465

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 24, 2015 at 7:57:29 AM

I got words in my body ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_a2x934q

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2015 at 6:07:36 PM

2/2 Late afternoon, it’s all about Eurovision. Twitter suffers from ADHD.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 23, 2015 at 6:06:58 PM

1/2 Early morning, Twitter was all about another cop acquittal for killing unarmed blacks. By lunch it was about gay marriage in Ireland.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2015 at 5:36:08 PM

I can’t believe Apple is going to use this as the system font for iOS9 and Mac OS X 10.11: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_%281984_typeface%29

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2015 at 2:55:20 PM

Thank you, @JamieKnight and @lickr for the fascinating talk. I’ll be sharing it with our content strategy and UX teams at work.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2015 at 1:18:38 PM

@MurZimminy @LeonieWatson That thought had definitely crossed my mind. :-) #ID24

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2015 at 1:05:20 PM

Well, the upside of @LeonieWatson not sharing her desktop for her talk is that the audio is solid for this talk…. #ID24

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 21, 2015 at 12:16:22 AM

Lovely that Brightcove’s player can set different captions. Pity they only have one accessible player, and it doesn’t work on mobile #ID24

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 19, 2015 at 10:18:00 AM

@CFBHeather Could be worse. He could be getting paid to coach. Sounds like a small price to pay to prevent that.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 17, 2015 at 7:52:31 AM

Politics is a cynical business: http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/17/us/politics/the-right-aims-at-democrats-on-social-media-to-hit-clinton.html

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 17, 2015 at 6:33:31 AM

@markjfine probably Radio Rebelde; there aren’t any Spanish music stations on 710 in the US

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 15, 2015 at 8:28:47 PM

. @polaroidgirl @FlickrHelp and all misrepresented as having a Creative Commons license. None of them do.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 15, 2015 at 8:27:34 PM

. @polaroidgirl @FlickrHelp Good question. All of my Flickr images are ALL RIGHTS RESERVED, and they’re all up on http://imageslike.com

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 11, 2015 at 9:45:55 PM

I just backed Here to be Heard: The Story of The Slits on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/1QsZML9

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2015 at 6:55:52 PM

Danny Says we gotta go / Gotta go to Idaho (@ Bow Tie Bellevue Cinema 4 in Montclair, NJ) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/csFtVumy15f

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 9, 2015 at 7:51:16 AM

I'm at Zoe's Vintage Kitchen in Atlantic Highlands, NJ https://www.swarmapp.com/c/5c4mT9v4Fh8

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2015 at 9:46:18 PM

Stephen Colbert and Mavis Staples @ The Wellmont Theater https://instagram.com/p/2cXZdFJ4lM/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2015 at 7:43:21 PM

First, the movie Mavis! Then, Stephen Colbert interviews its star, Mavis Staples. (at @WellmontTheatre) https://www.swarmapp.com/c/gvhR46P3c4Z

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 8, 2015 at 6:32:35 PM

Drinking a Backwoods Monster by @bigmuddybrewing at @pigandprince — http://untp.beer/s/c180347524 #photo

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 5, 2015 at 4:08:44 PM

@zeldman @meyerweb @epersonae Very timely. LinkedIn email today suggested I congratulate my brother on 8 yrs at his job. He died 4 years ago

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 3, 2015 at 2:12:57 PM

Drunk as a skunk or a monk in a funk.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat May 2, 2015 at 10:22:20 PM

Yesterday: dled info about a discount on tires from a client. Today: got a flat tire. Conclusion: I shouldn’t have looked at the discount.