T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 28, 2015 at 9:40:27 AM

@shelleypowers predictable to anyone who ever worked for her at HP or Lucent….

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 26, 2015 at 6:25:49 PM

Nothing like watching a 300 lb lineman pick up a fumble and run 60+ yards for a touchdown

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 23, 2015 at 9:51:39 PM

I wonder how it must feel / To be riding in a Popemobile ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_aiusy55

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 22, 2015 at 9:01:07 PM

Take eight minutes and divide / By ninety million lonely miles / Watch the shadow cross the floor / We don't l… ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_aiq33g7

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 22, 2015 at 9:43:18 AM

Happy birthday @dylanw! I would say keep getting older and never get old, but I think it’s too late for the don’t get old bit. ;-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 17, 2015 at 6:36:34 PM

Can’t believe that @NJTransit sent out an e-mail for their customer satisfaction survey on a day when trains are running an hour late.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 16, 2015 at 8:59:04 PM

You want to make a clock that looks like a bomb? HERE’s a clock that looks like a bomb: http://www.makershed.com/products/defusable-alarm-clock-kit #IStandWithAhmed

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 16, 2015 at 8:22:47 PM

Here’s a clock I built #IStandWithAhmed http://t.co/GzS9rUkITG

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 15, 2015 at 10:08:12 PM

@Skip_Arey_N2EI heh, well, it wasn’t what I was thinking, but if the shoe fits….

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 15, 2015 at 9:55:52 PM

And they'll be asking "More complex than apes? Or maybe less complex than apes?" ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_ahxaqrv

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 14, 2015 at 4:10:54 PM

@dylanw yeah, right. Good luck with that in this era of globalization.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 12, 2015 at 10:15:02 PM

Just remember, kids, take drugs and you might wind up like this. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_ahmford

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 12, 2015 at 1:45:16 PM

Love love love this idea. Brewster Kahle for Librarian of Congress! https://twitter.com/juliepsamuels/status/642373364426907648

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 10, 2015 at 4:21:36 PM

@mgirouard Ah, that's a relief. I already have one of these: http://www.amazon.com/UPG-84039-RedAll-In-One-Jump-Start-Compressor/dp/B00BLIM1FW

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 10, 2015 at 4:17:24 PM

@mgirouard ah, so it’s viruses infecting our infrastructure and causing civilization to grind to a halt, then. I’ll miss electricity.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 10, 2015 at 4:16:00 PM

@mgirouard did they explain what’s causing it to be the last days? Is the sun going supernova? Maybe ISIS has The Bomb?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 10, 2015 at 4:14:30 PM

@mgirouard OMG! It’s the last days!!!! So many experiences I haven’t had yet….

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 10, 2015 at 1:40:52 PM

@epersonae sounds like a pretty good year. Happy birthday, and I hope next year is even better!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 10, 2015 at 1:17:29 PM

@unharmonic Break a leg!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 9, 2015 at 9:05:44 PM

RT @goodwitch: Retweet for @knowbility to win $50K to help fund their #tech accessibility work #a11y #UpgradeYourWorldUSA #vote

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 9, 2015 at 8:56:36 PM

@luxuryluke guilty feet? Got no rhythm?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 8, 2015 at 1:05:49 PM

@olivierthereaux I get a 404 on that link

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 5, 2015 at 6:47:21 PM

1941. 74 years. 0-39-1. Down the drain. Congratulations, Temple Owls. Going to be a long season for Penn State.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 5, 2015 at 6:25:51 PM

Penn State’s offensive line was supposed to be better this year. It’s going to be a loooooong season.