Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 30, 2015 at 3:41:45 PM
@dylanw “hey, hand me that piano.”
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 29, 2015 at 5:58:37 PM
@stephaniehobson @Stv number 1 looks red to me.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 27, 2015 at 11:02:07 AM
@surlyshirley no need to apologize. I got to work from home for a couple of days, and clearing the driveway won’t be too hard. It’s all good
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 27, 2015 at 10:12:23 AM
@surlyshirley could have been a lot worse. Still snowing, but only lightly. We got maybe 8 inches, so not bad at all.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 25, 2015 at 7:11:34 PM
@surlyshirley if you can assume that the power stays on and you stay warm maybe. Power here is maybe not so reliable….
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 25, 2015 at 5:33:32 PM
@surlyshirley what are you nuts? We’re looking at 24-36 inches down the shore. NYC too. This is going to be unpleasant.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 24, 2015 at 7:10:26 AM
@olivierthereaux yes, no question. Nothing else even comes close. And his delivery is perfect.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 23, 2015 at 9:19:31 PM
@dylanw I know who said that….
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 22, 2015 at 8:41:17 PM
Realisant mon espoir. Je me lance, vers le gloire.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 21, 2015 at 8:20:13 PM
Fascinating display of turning a troll: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2015/01/20/1359055/-An-amazing-woman-feeds-a-troll-on-MLK-Day-and-it-was-nothing-short-of-inspirational?showAll=yes
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 21, 2015 at 7:34:44 AM
@karlgroves congratulations!
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 21, 2015 at 4:17:25 AM
@dylanw and that reason would be what? That you got nothing better to do than watch TV and have a couple of brews?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 20, 2015 at 8:41:48 PM
Dear @shazam, I don’t give a royal flying fuck what your number 1 song is. Fuck off with your iOS notifications. >>deleted<<
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 20, 2015 at 5:48:33 PM
@maupuia why would anyone have to buy the hype when the reality is so compelling?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2015 at 9:31:11 PM
Our favorite band, Wussy, shows its impeccable taste by covering a song we've been singing to each other for y… ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_9iv0csu
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2015 at 7:46:56 PM
@dylanw no. You’ve died and gone to hell. So you’re not getting old. Dead people in hell don’t get old.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2015 at 6:18:31 PM
@markjfine I think you need to be at Buffalo Wild Wings for that to happen.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2015 at 3:32:49 PM
A thunderstorm in New Jersey in January? Good thing there’s no such thing as climate change….
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 17, 2015 at 4:06:01 PM
@lachlanhardy I walk. Or I take the subway. Once in a great while, a yellow cab. But mostly, I walk.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 13, 2015 at 7:20:59 PM
Hippies Seldom Need Psychiatrists: http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=f2NLAAAAIBAJ&sjid=RyMNAAAAIBAJ&pg=5078%2C3448213
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 13, 2015 at 7:49:31 AM
@jschwartzdesign as someone who grew up a Michigan fan during the Ten Years War, I hope Harbaugh brings them back.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 13, 2015 at 12:12:00 AM
Marcus Mariota, who threw two interceptions all season before the playoffs, ends his college career with an interception. That kind of night
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 13, 2015 at 12:07:59 AM
If Ohio State was a year away according to Urban Meyer, how good are they going to be next year?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 13, 2015 at 12:01:22 AM
And all credit to the Ohio State defense for keeping the Buckeyes in the game despite the offense committing four turnovers.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 12, 2015 at 11:51:06 PM
Oregon just has no answer for Ezekiel Elliott. He's just ripping holes in their line.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 11, 2015 at 9:10:58 PM
Now, remember last time we developed into fish? It was quite a job, forming a backbone. Well now we've got one… ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_9hq8jrr
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 10, 2015 at 5:24:00 AM
@lachlanhardy @nicster @dylanfm yup. http://www.dubpies.com is just off Prospect Park.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 9, 2015 at 9:54:52 PM
@nicster @dylanfm @lachlanhardy actually, you can get meat pies and lamington in Brooklyn these days. Just saying.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 7, 2015 at 1:24:30 PM
Great collection of tribute cartoons to the journalists of Charlie Hebdo from around the world on the Guardian’s site http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jan/07/charlie-hebdo-attack-cartoonists-show-solidarity-victims
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 7, 2015 at 11:05:24 AM
@onesixtieth sorry to see you go, but I understand. Good luck on the new gig!
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2015 at 10:45:31 PM
@ableparris in the Orthodox churches, it *is* Christmas Eve. :-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 6, 2015 at 9:07:53 PM
@karlgroves @JennGroves Very Tachy. :-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 5, 2015 at 1:35:32 PM
@onesixtieth no more RF?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 2, 2015 at 8:42:40 AM
@markjfine I believe Oregon was ranked #2, not #3. Point still taken, though.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 2, 2015 at 1:13:04 AM
‘Round the bowl and down the hole, Roll, Tide, Roll
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 2, 2015 at 12:43:39 AM
Good day for the B1G Ten. 3-1 on New Years Day.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2015 at 8:14:07 PM
Stick a fork in the Seminoles; they're done.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2015 at 8:07:39 PM
This game is really getting out of hand. #FSUvsORE
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2015 at 7:11:19 PM
@khimscho but some of us are cheap
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2015 at 3:22:11 PM
Nice to see Barry Alvarez on the sideline.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2015 at 10:25:02 AM
@dylanw I still write checks. #grumpyoldman
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2014 at 8:42:20 PM
@khimscho @clagnut @boagworld Crap. I've been doing this for more than 20 years. Can I have both of my sabbaticals now, please?
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