T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 30, 2010 at 11:17:38 AM

Heard from two people in the last five minutes that they're leaving too #bloodbathatwork

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 29, 2010 at 1:44:26 AM

insomnia sucks

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 28, 2010 at 8:06:15 PM

@dylanw dancing rodents! (Conga-rats....)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 28, 2010 at 4:01:09 PM

Counting the days (currently at 4.5) — at MRM http://gowal.la/c/Fmzm

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 28, 2010 at 12:54:18 PM

correction: they're playing Petanque.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 28, 2010 at 12:39:24 PM

Getting lunch and watching the old guys play bocce — at Bryant Park Fountain http://gowal.la/c/FhTg

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 27, 2010 at 5:57:39 PM

@stephaniehobson Yay! Be the change you want. Way to go!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 27, 2010 at 2:55:29 PM

is normal

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 26, 2010 at 8:20:11 PM

just got off the phone with Mom.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 26, 2010 at 12:13:41 PM

just took delivery of two large rolls of bubble wrap #giggling

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 26, 2010 at 11:00:29 AM

Getting breakfast after this morning's adventure — at Americana Diner http://gowal.la/c/EGx1

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 26, 2010 at 8:45:10 AM

is radioactive

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2010 at 7:18:56 PM

Having an impromptu dinner out — at High Tide Seafood & Grill http://gowal.la/c/Ee7V

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2010 at 4:37:45 PM

Watching 50 year old Home Run Derbies on ESPN Classic. Up now, Hank Aaron vs. Detroit's Al Kaline.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2010 at 10:10:35 AM

misses the days when you could make compelling TV with a puppet and a song: http://cityroom.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/04/24/soupy-explained/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 24, 2010 at 8:06:35 AM

has the whole weekend off for the first time in two months. I don't know what to do with myself....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 23, 2010 at 8:58:08 PM

Finished today's second project from hell. From this point forward, it should all be knowledge transfer and no late nights. #famouslastwords

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 23, 2010 at 5:19:59 PM

is working way too hard for someone who has already quit. #hatethisfuckingclient

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 22, 2010 at 8:05:16 PM

pissed off the client yet again. Fuck 'em. Go to Lowes for your home improvement needs, not Home Depot.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 21, 2010 at 9:37:01 PM

was gratified to hear today that a high exec described my impending departure as a "death blow".

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 21, 2010 at 7:09:10 PM

Stuck at work late again and missing the Meetup I was going to go to. This was supposed to stop when I quit. Like I need a reminder of why.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 21, 2010 at 1:04:14 PM

is trying hard not to succumb to short-termer's syndrome. Well, maybe not *that* hard.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 20, 2010 at 9:54:09 PM

just sent off my acceptance letter.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 20, 2010 at 3:50:09 PM

@andrea yes, pun intended. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 20, 2010 at 1:39:22 PM

Just gave my notice. Boss seemed depressed but resigned.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 20, 2010 at 9:12:07 AM

Going to be an interesting day today.... — at MRM http://gowal.la/s/4kvt

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 20, 2010 at 6:46:33 AM

@KuraFire it's almost like you're an honorary American now. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2010 at 8:53:17 PM

@mert tnx

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2010 at 8:53:08 PM

@dylanw indeed.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2010 at 8:46:58 PM

can haz verbal job offer. Written version comes tomorrow.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2010 at 4:34:09 PM

@denisejacobs my pleasure. Have a wonderful time!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 19, 2010 at 1:23:09 PM

Having lunch between the lions — at @nypl http://gowal.la/s/4w4

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 18, 2010 at 9:40:05 AM

@luxuryluke congratulations!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 17, 2010 at 12:05:27 PM

Getting lunch to celebrate Record Store Day! — at Alchemist & Barrister http://gowal.la/s/CmG

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 17, 2010 at 9:32:40 AM

heading out to celebrate Record Store Day

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 16, 2010 at 11:05:29 PM

@inkpixelspaper uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıƃuɐɥ sı uıɐɹq ʎɯ / ɐu ɐu ɐu ɐɐɐɐu

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 16, 2010 at 7:40:29 PM

Getting dinner with @JerseyGrrl before going to see Wussy — at The Mercer Kitchen http://gowal.la/s/4qDr

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 15, 2010 at 8:38:01 PM

It's not good when Penn Station looks like this at 8:30 at night http://post.ly/aka0

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 15, 2010 at 6:31:33 PM

is in the lobby waiting for @hansv — at Ace Hotel http://gowal.la/s/iYf

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 15, 2010 at 11:16:40 AM

@danrubin Yay! Reminds me of when I lost my LC-A on the train. Found it the next day at NJ Transit l&f, still loaded with Lucky film

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 13, 2010 at 7:10:33 AM

@maupuia yikes indeed! Last time I worked on a web app with 40+ pages of wireframes, it was a six month death march. Good luck!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 12, 2010 at 7:09:39 PM

@dori great news! Every day, in every way, @Negrino is getting better and better. Keep fighting the good fight, Tom!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 12, 2010 at 6:09:47 PM

just walked past the Polish Consulate. Dozens of candles and hundreds of flowers placed at their door and people paying silent tribute.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 11, 2010 at 7:50:11 PM

Getting dinner with @JerseyGrrrl — at Nagle's Apothecary Cafe http://gowal.la/s/5JXf

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 11, 2010 at 2:01:02 PM

Getting lunch to go — at Indulgence Cafe http://gowal.la/s/5JgG

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 11, 2010 at 10:58:40 AM

trying hard not to think about tomorrow's interview. Failing miserably. #nerves

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 11, 2010 at 12:54:14 AM

@msjen I've always been a punk/indie rock/garage and trash/world music kind of guy myself.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 11, 2010 at 12:47:50 AM

@msjen Kylie who? ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 11, 2010 at 12:15:45 AM

@goodwitch congratulations to you and the crazy man. I'm sure it's been a wild ride. :-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 10:29:12 PM

Deducted SXSW expenses, saved hundreds on my tax bill, and is done with taxes for this year.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 10:27:14 PM

@denisejacobs hell yes I did :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 10:23:14 PM

SXSW is a business expense, right?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 9:33:39 PM

finishing up our taxes and listening to Laura Viers

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 6:44:07 PM

Mmmmmm, cheesesteaks. — at Willy's Cheesesteaks http://gowal.la/s/5Gzf

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 2:41:33 PM

Happy there's a post office open past 2 on Saturday so I could do a good deed and send a sp — at Lincroft Post Office http://gowal.la/s/5FRV

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 11:09:32 AM

Walking around the boardwalk taking pictures — at The Stone Pony http://gowal.la/s/2pMf

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 10:28:52 AM

@andrea oh no! I guess they haven't worked out all the bugs in Android yet...

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 10, 2010 at 10:27:53 AM

doesn't remember the last time I went to the dentist for a checkup and had no cavities. Yay me!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2010 at 9:48:14 PM

Resolved: Using an NYC agency to do your e-mails is like buying a Ferrari to deliver furniture. It's not the right tool and will break down.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2010 at 9:33:12 PM

@dori sounds like excellent news! Hooray!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2010 at 7:29:32 PM

@danrubin tell me, where can one get this magic elixir, this "beer" you speak of?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2010 at 5:22:10 PM

needs a drink or ten

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2010 at 1:52:59 PM

@stephaniehobson I'm sick, and every time I laugh, it triggers a coughing fit. Please stop tweeting funny things. ;-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 9, 2010 at 10:36:14 AM

@obiwankimberly Comments at http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2010/html5-details-element-built-in-and-bolt-on-accessibility/ will give context

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 8, 2010 at 2:09:32 PM

Looks like I'll need to get a new iPhone this summer; iPhone 3G won't support multitasking. Bleah.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 8, 2010 at 1:37:38 PM

@msjen I don't think they will; this seems more focused on software. You're looking for the announcement of the next iPhone, not the next OS

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 8, 2010 at 7:25:40 AM

Heading to work for the first time in almost a week. Still don't feel so great.... — at Middletown Train Station http://gowal.la/s/ifw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 7, 2010 at 9:10:43 PM

I have to say, this BassJump was one of the best purchases I've ever made. Makes it pleasant to listen to music on my MacBook Pro.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 7, 2010 at 7:38:35 PM

@stephaniehobson You go, girl! Get that meetup started!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 7, 2010 at 11:02:55 AM

@inkpixelspaper song for the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Vze7ZlLH8

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2010 at 8:35:35 PM

@stephaniehobson does the shift from web tips to beer tips mean that AEA is over? ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2010 at 7:37:34 PM

oMmmmmmmlettes! — at Zebu http://gowal.la/s/ZNi

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2010 at 7:34:28 PM

i don't really want to be a hero. it's too stressful a lifestyle. (via @sniffles)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2010 at 6:37:34 PM

no, we can't do 176 versions of your e-mail that's going out tomorrow. It's already taken me a week to program it to go out in 13. Idiots.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2010 at 5:45:11 PM

@dylanw maybe not, but your client does.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2010 at 5:22:33 PM

is sick and tired of being the fucking miracle worker

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 6, 2010 at 4:01:21 PM

turned on the AC for the first time this year

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2010 at 11:51:21 PM

that was an amazing game. Butler has nothing to be ashamed of; a few inches, and they would have won

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2010 at 9:23:45 PM

must be delirious. Discussing the Easter Monkey with @JerseyGrrrl. He flings shit at all the bad little boys and girls.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2010 at 2:50:41 PM

Will it blend? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAl28d6tbko #ipadpain

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2010 at 2:02:35 PM

@danrubin ouch! That hurts.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 5, 2010 at 8:04:05 AM

postponed the interview. Too sick, wouldn't be at my best. :-P

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 3, 2010 at 6:51:24 PM

got my hands on an iPad at Best Buy. Spent 5 minutes with it. To my surprise, I want one less than I did. I'll pass for now.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 3, 2010 at 2:15:21 PM

Getting the sausage sandwitch special for lunch — at My Kitchen Witch Cafe http://gowal.la/s/W3h

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 2, 2010 at 9:48:29 PM

could use a vitamin C the size of a frisbee about now

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 2, 2010 at 5:09:16 PM

can haz new Polaroid filmz from Impossible! http://post.ly/XLoq http://post.ly/XLp2 http://post.ly/XLpG

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 2, 2010 at 11:40:38 AM

@surlyshirley yes, much like people who with others a "happy" Yom Kippur

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 2, 2010 at 10:57:14 AM

got through the winter without getting sick. Get to spring, 70 degrees out, sunny, I'm sick. Feh.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 2, 2010 at 9:05:06 AM

working from home today

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 1, 2010 at 9:49:00 PM

got an odd compliment from one of my co-workers tonight. She said she knew things were bad at work because I'm usually so happy, but not now

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 1, 2010 at 1:31:22 PM

Having lunch and taking pictures with the Canonet QL19 — at Tudor City Greens http://gowal.la/s/h2Y

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 1, 2010 at 1:29:54 PM

@shelleypowers they *do* have a consistent answer: "It depends." ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat April 1, 2010 at 1:28:28 PM

@denisejacobs Congratulations!

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