Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2015 at 9:34:09 AM
n: Auld Lanxiety: The feeling of wanting to stay home on New Year’s Eve but with a nagging suspicion you’re missing something
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 26, 2015 at 7:47:15 PM
@Suw understood. Most warnings don’t result in serious damage where you are. They do somewhere, just not everywhere. Be safe.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 26, 2015 at 7:45:36 PM
@Suw Tornado Watch is the only one that deserves the term “mere” applied to it; it just means conditions are right for one to form.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 26, 2015 at 7:43:25 PM
@Suw Warning is pretty serious. It means one has been sighted near your area and you should take cover. Alert means it’s heading at you.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 26, 2015 at 6:00:24 PM
Can any of my Australian friends explain the difference between these two packages to me? https://www.instagram.com/p/_xc7KwJ4kc/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 19, 2015 at 6:13:50 PM
@danrubin how about if you mount a gun on a drone? Does that make it immune to registration?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 19, 2015 at 4:12:46 AM
@placenamehere coin toss, then. I’ve heard they make great beer, but they have a line every few weeks.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 18, 2015 at 9:37:22 PM
@placenamehere depends on the beer. Which line?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 18, 2015 at 5:51:59 PM
@markjfine which is to say you’re never tweeting again
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 16, 2015 at 4:18:16 PM
@stephaniehobson it’s probably funnier sounding in German, though.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 16, 2015 at 4:02:23 PM
@stephaniehobson probably is one in German. They have a word for everything.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 15, 2015 at 9:27:44 PM
@dylanw I don’t think there’s any danger of that happening. A wet boot could beat her in an election.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 12, 2015 at 8:00:22 AM
This morning ’s revelation: Bill Murray is what you would get if Andy Kaufman was nice instead of a jerk.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 7, 2015 at 10:25:33 AM
Best TV show ever. I still have the first two seasons on Betamax in a box somewhere https://twitter.com/WFMU/status/673879814537785344
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 5, 2015 at 11:53:35 PM
@dylanw never underestimate the ability of college football mandarins to be nuts. Plus, Ohio State “travels well”
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 5, 2015 at 10:40:53 PM
There are some truly sick people out there: http://www.rawstory.com/2015/12/they-are-coming-for-you-sandy-hook-truthers-escalate-threats-by-posting-home-address-of-victims-sister/
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 5, 2015 at 9:33:30 PM
Well that was an interesting interception #b1g
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 4, 2015 at 10:34:58 PM
@maupuia congratulations! Keep it up and you’ll be finishing before you start before long. ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 3, 2015 at 9:34:21 PM
@inkpixelspaper grateful for beer
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 2, 2015 at 8:30:51 PM
@igorvolsky @susankitchens the thing that amazes me is how bloody cheap it is to buy a politician.
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