T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 30, 2010 at 4:33:15 PM

pro tip: if you bind an event with jQuery like touchmove that jQuery doesn't understand, the methods you're expecting are in e.originalEvent

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 30, 2010 at 8:01:43 AM

@feather bitly link gives a 404

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 30, 2010 at 7:18:19 AM

updated my mug shot

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 29, 2010 at 11:22:27 PM

@inkpixelspaper Yup. Still prefer the original, though.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 29, 2010 at 11:05:31 PM

A man likes milk, now he owns a million cows: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wKbCOBiYIE

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 29, 2010 at 10:53:32 PM

current earworm: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6Xt-u6ptWA

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 29, 2010 at 10:50:17 PM

solved my work project problem with a NastyHack™.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 29, 2010 at 4:50:20 PM

is really learning to hate mobile Safari

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 29, 2010 at 4:38:16 PM

@surlyshirley yow! I hope she's better soon.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 28, 2010 at 9:00:22 PM

Apples http://instagr.am/p/Znd4/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 28, 2010 at 12:04:59 PM

Kielbasy http://instagr.am/p/ZWrU/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 28, 2010 at 12:00:50 PM

Prime Meats @ Belford http://instagr.am/p/ZWii/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 28, 2010 at 11:56:16 AM

Pit stop for Laura to get coffee while we're out for a walk — at Dunkin Donuts http://gowal.la/c/2ZJGe

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 26, 2010 at 6:27:44 PM

Power Steam http://instagr.am/p/X8KK/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 24, 2010 at 3:35:30 PM

Poison http://instagr.am/p/WhtN/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 24, 2010 at 3:34:06 PM

Seeking @ Newark Penn Station http://instagr.am/p/Whqx/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 24, 2010 at 3:29:01 PM

Changing trains after my early escape — at Newark Penn Station http://gowal.la/c/2Y35D

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 24, 2010 at 11:39:57 AM

@danrubin a friend once whistled "Lincolnshire Poacher" from Conet in front of a Brit intel officer in an elevator. Got a very dirty look.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 24, 2010 at 11:16:34 AM

diving deep into CSS transforms; the designers' latest ideas are pretty wacky

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 24, 2010 at 11:15:42 AM

@jfc3 why are you going to Detroit? And why is it that everyone I know from there, including me, lives somewhere else now? :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 23, 2010 at 10:54:07 PM

Bummed that Bristol Palin didn't win and thereby cause anti-Tea Party riots in the streets

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 22, 2010 at 10:03:51 PM

#nowplaying Feet Asleep by Thao + The Get Down Stay Down: http://www.aweditorium.com/s/OzqlcGhDD45

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 22, 2010 at 9:08:56 PM

Novell still exists? WTF do they do that's worth 2.2 billion dollars?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 22, 2010 at 5:02:03 PM

Sports newspaper in Burma cleverly notes the freeing of Aung San Suu Kyi: http://www.irrawaddy.org/article.php?art_id=20129

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 22, 2010 at 4:12:00 PM

@inkpixelspaper anyone who isn't a work in progress is dead. Forward in all directions!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 22, 2010 at 4:11:15 PM

installing the latest version of Xcode and the iOS SDK. Fun!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 22, 2010 at 2:29:33 PM

@kliehm MRM Worldwide? /me ducks :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 21, 2010 at 6:55:15 PM

Celebrating our niece's community theater appearance in the chorus of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang — at Joe's Pizzeria http://gowal.la/c/2WRRp

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 20, 2010 at 2:52:27 PM

Pumpkin Spice cupcake @ Sweet Revenge http://instagr.am/p/T7ET/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 20, 2010 at 2:06:11 PM

Brunch and maybe a cupcake for dessert — at Sweet Revenge http://gowal.la/c/2Whu1

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 18, 2010 at 9:11:51 PM

Good to know that Congress has finished all the really important business: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=5820667

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 18, 2010 at 5:59:08 PM

Signal for all cars http://instagr.am/p/Sp8g/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 18, 2010 at 4:29:29 PM

back from a meeting downtown at the client's office. Very productive, very helpful. Nice people.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 18, 2010 at 4:23:40 PM

@KuraFire Congratulatins! (notice the last vowel missing....)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 18, 2010 at 4:07:32 PM

@inkpixelspaper is that the song you played for me at dinner the other night?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 18, 2010 at 12:45:02 PM

finding more and more limitations in Mobile Safari/Webkit on the iPad. Hopefully we can work around them. Meh.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 18, 2010 at 7:51:05 AM

e @ NJ Transit - Middletown Station http://instagr.am/p/SaqN/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 17, 2010 at 8:36:58 PM

@inkpixelspaper does that mean no La Roux for you?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 17, 2010 at 1:24:18 PM

Pumpkin Pie frozen custard FTW!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 17, 2010 at 12:56:59 PM

Lunch time — at Shake Shack http://gowal.la/c/2UTQh

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 17, 2010 at 12:17:58 PM

@inkpixelspaper http://jsconsole.com/app/ JS Console

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 16, 2010 at 4:49:33 PM

thinking that anyone writing a web-based app for iPad is insane, or will be shortly #youdidwhatapple?why?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 16, 2010 at 2:29:29 PM

What's all this fuss about the Tape-beatles and iTunes? http://pwp.detritus.net/news/presskit/index.html

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 16, 2010 at 1:31:48 PM

@surlyshirley just dinner with a friend who's in town

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 16, 2010 at 12:06:28 PM

very tired today. That's what I get for going out on a school night. It was soooooo worth it.... :-)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 15, 2010 at 11:49:25 PM

just saw a skunk in the yard as I pulled into the driveway. First time that's ever happened. I waited for him to lumber off be4 getting out.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 15, 2010 at 10:08:52 PM

On my way home after an enjoyable dinner with @inkpixelspaper

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 15, 2010 at 8:49:00 PM

Salted Caramel custard with @inkpixelspaper — at Shake Shack http://gowal.la/c/2UgdT

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 15, 2010 at 6:06:18 PM

Waiting http://instagr.am/p/Q8mO/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 15, 2010 at 3:42:18 PM

Can't get InDesign to apply a simple XSL transform. &*%$!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2010 at 2:55:18 PM

Grocery shopping for the in-laws — at Shoprite http://gowal.la/c/2TPt3

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2010 at 11:47:35 AM

3.6 @ Horseshoe Cove http://instagr.am/p/QKy6/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2010 at 11:42:12 AM

Going for a walk — at Nike Missile Site http://gowal.la/c/2TJQU

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 14, 2010 at 11:18:36 AM

@danrubin I think you have a syntax error. = assigns a variable and is always true. == or === tests value. Then again, always cake, so....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 13, 2010 at 8:24:15 AM

Setting up the iPad I bought for @JerseyGrrrl

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2010 at 11:04:56 PM

Watching Boise State beat up Don Bosco Prep. Next Friday: BSU vs Slippery Rock State Teachers College.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2010 at 8:34:30 PM

Upholstery http://instagr.am/p/O4mV/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2010 at 7:30:02 PM

On my way home after unveiling my latest masterpiece, www.coors.com.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2010 at 5:14:53 PM

RT @goodwitch Penn State Accused of Discriminating Against Blind Students http://bit.ly/aC44vi #a11y /me ashamed to be an alumnus

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 12, 2010 at 8:32:46 AM

The World Leans http://instagr.am/p/Ojv3/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 11, 2010 at 6:49:20 PM

39th Street http://instagr.am/p/ONkI/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 11, 2010 at 6:48:17 PM

Times Square http://instagr.am/p/ONi7/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 10, 2010 at 4:26:21 AM

@stephaniehobson by acting despite it and conquering it

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 9, 2010 at 5:02:46 PM

some days, after a long hard day in the Javascript trenches, nothing will do but a bit of Japandroids: http://bit.ly/GhbKj

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 7:05:52 PM

Established 1948 http://instagr.am/p/MdWs/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 6:53:33 PM

@mert it's green!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 6:01:12 PM

setting up my new iPhone 4

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 3:14:33 PM

Bought @JerseyGrrrl an iPad — at Apple Store, Christiana Mall http://gowal.la/c/2RvaA

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 1:29:22 PM

Pit stop! — at Kirby & Holloway Restaurant http://gowal.la/c/2Rtet

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 8:03:57 AM

Eat and get the hell out @ Bob's Grill http://instagr.am/p/ML1m/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 7:42:57 AM

16 @ Stack 'em High http://instagr.am/p/MLPA/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 8, 2010 at 7:39:38 AM

Breakfast before heading out — at Stack'em High Pancakes And Such http://gowal.la/c/2RmCk

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2010 at 11:21:31 PM

Staggered by the number of stars in the sky here on the Outer Banks. It's sure not like this in New Jersey.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2010 at 5:41:39 PM

Your Recovery Dollars at Work http://instagr.am/p/L0o0/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2010 at 5:02:49 PM

DXing mediumwave splits from Europe — at Coquina Beach http://gowal.la/c/2RbJr

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2010 at 2:49:52 PM

Pea Island is otherworldly — at Pea Island National Wildlife Refuge http://gowal.la/c/2R9iY

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2010 at 1:50:32 PM

Chillin' — at Nags Head Inn http://gowal.la/c/2R7YU

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2010 at 10:51:17 AM

Farewell, Virginia Beach, or as I prefer to think of you, Detroit-by-the-sea.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 7, 2010 at 9:01:30 AM

Getting breakfast after a long walk on a very windy boardwalk — at Mary's Restaurant http://gowal.la/c/2R1qC

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 6, 2010 at 4:21:09 PM

Killing time until sunset — at Coquina Beach http://gowal.la/c/2QJKN

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 6, 2010 at 3:05:30 PM

Blustery day @ Kitty Hawk Beach http://instagr.am/p/K7Sj/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 6, 2010 at 8:51:29 AM

Having a Stroke for breakfast — at Doc Taylor's http://gowal.la/c/2QxaB

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 6, 2010 at 8:50:22 AM

%#€&! http://instagr.am/p/KtoM/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2010 at 6:10:59 PM

The view from our room @ Dolphin Inn http://instagr.am/p/KRwn/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2010 at 6:01:58 PM

Checking in (literally) — at Dolphin Inn http://gowal.la/c/2QjPD

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2010 at 4:45:27 PM

Taking a break to view the scenery — at Chesapeake Bay Scenic Lookout http://gowal.la/c/2Qi1H

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2010 at 3:02:09 PM

Doing my best Don Howland impression — at Virginia Rest Stop http://gowal.la/c/2QfEx

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2010 at 12:59:36 PM

Stopping for lunch @ Jds Filling Station http://instagr.am/p/KKCW/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 5, 2010 at 10:55:50 AM

Filling up at the last gas before self-serve — at Pilot http://gowal.la/c/2Q9HB

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 4, 2010 at 2:32:18 PM

can finally order an iPhone 4. Yay us.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 4, 2010 at 10:39:52 AM

@mert if he's right, then we won't have to put up with a Republican House for very long. Gotta look at the upside. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 4, 2010 at 10:22:16 AM

@mert did it include a URL for familyradio.com? That's the date Harold Camping sets for the end of the world. Saw 2 of their RVs in St. Aug.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 3, 2010 at 10:25:15 PM

scanning Polaroids

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 2, 2010 at 9:05:49 PM

@inkpixelspaper so let me know when the two of you will be at the Shake Shack and I'll be there to meet her. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 2, 2010 at 8:31:15 PM

@obiwankimberly Congratulations!!!!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 2, 2010 at 8:23:56 PM

@inkpixelspaper I haven't had their custard yet, although I'd like to. I go mainly for the burgers.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 2, 2010 at 11:42:47 AM

happy birthday @hansv

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 2, 2010 at 7:55:36 AM

Voting http://instagr.am/p/ISHg/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 1, 2010 at 8:56:46 PM

Don't use the site that tells you who doesn't follow you back on Twitter. It tweets without asking you. Bastards. Motherfuckers. Dickwads.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat November 1, 2010 at 12:59:27 PM

Love http://instagr.am/p/H4RS/