T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2010 at 6:42:03 PM

That last tweet delayed by 14 million screaming teenagers using all the data connections around Penn Station to text their BFFs.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2010 at 6:39:48 PM

14 million screaming teenage girls outside Penn Station tonight. Judging by their t-shirts, Justin Bieber is in town. Shoot me now.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2010 at 2:23:46 PM

@jakobo damn, that's some strong source code there....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2010 at 7:14:55 AM

@mert Yes. My ice cream got soft. Lawsuits will be filed.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2010 at 8:14:59 PM

fucking hell, the power went off for the second time today

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2010 at 10:17:21 AM

just got the weirdest error message from Google; they thought I was a robot, so they made me enter a CAPTCHA #googlefail

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2010 at 4:53:41 PM

Dinner with the in-laws — at Kosher Nosh http://gowal.la/c/2oS5m?137

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 28, 2010 at 5:19:36 PM

You need to watch Land of Talk performing Quarry Hymns from their new album al fresco. No really. You can thank me later. http://j.mp/bPwEDa

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 27, 2010 at 10:03:16 PM

@inkpixelspaper yes, even though I'm not much of a musician (or, in fact, any of a musician). It's fun.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 27, 2010 at 8:22:10 PM

@inkpixelspaper if you have any use for a Mellotron, there's an app for that. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 27, 2010 at 6:21:54 AM

buying the new Wir Sind Helden album on iTunes. Hope I don't regret this.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 27, 2010 at 6:17:17 AM

@millionleaves I'm not sure four dates constitutes a tour. More like hit and run.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 26, 2010 at 9:08:39 PM

@maupuia maybe so, but it's on a school night, so I did debate it for a day. Blasphemy, I know....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 26, 2010 at 8:44:12 PM

Broke down and bought tickets to see The Clean and Dump at Maxwell's. Maybe I'll be able to take the next day off.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 25, 2010 at 9:07:08 PM

Why is it that my favorite bands play Maxwell's in Hoboken on Wednesdays? The Clean, Dump, Japandroids, all on Wednesdays. Bah!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 24, 2010 at 1:12:36 PM

is absolutely delighted to see that Andy Kershaw has rejoined the land of the living: http://bit.ly/duBpmP

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 24, 2010 at 12:12:08 PM

@GoKimmieGo good for you on the Tootsie Rolls. No foods should be forbidden; it's all about portion control.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 22, 2010 at 12:03:32 PM

@mert thanks for sharing. I think the "That's cool" wedge overstates things.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2010 at 9:51:56 PM

using my iPad as a light box to view my latest set of Kodachrome slides

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2010 at 2:28:16 PM

wants to know who all these people trying to send me photos of my wife are

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2010 at 3:14:03 AM

is tired of the Internets

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 19, 2010 at 8:48:03 PM

@inkpixelspaper "Heh" is a chuckle of mild amusement. "Hah" is a snort of derision and contempt. "Huh!" is James Brown.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 19, 2010 at 1:33:58 PM

Relaxing in an Adirondack chair and eating lunch; nice break before heading back to the grind. — at Bryant Park http://gowal.la/r/23tw7

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 18, 2010 at 4:33:17 PM

doing remedial work for IE, 98% of which is clearing uncleared floats.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 18, 2010 at 12:57:25 PM

@inkpixelspaper shackburger, no tomato, fries, and small diet coke

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 18, 2010 at 12:43:49 PM

In line. Line seems to be much shorter than the one at Madison Square Park. — at Shake Shack http://gowal.la/r/23ggu

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2010 at 1:40:47 PM

would like to know in which universe "excessive jQuery" is considered actionable feedback. Hire someone who knows Javascript, dudes....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2010 at 10:00:14 AM

feels like this project is turning into the clusterfuck I always feared it would

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2010 at 10:23:08 AM

@mert no, not really, but I was hoping for something that came close

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2010 at 9:51:09 AM

digging into which framework is best for developing an iPad-specific web app. So far the answer is "none of them"

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 15, 2010 at 12:21:56 PM

drinking Cheerwine for the first time. Not bad.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 11:11:46 PM

wants to impose Sharia law on America. Or at least on Republicans.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 4:55:29 PM

Waiting to disembark, then one last two hour sprint up the Parkway home (the traffic gods willing)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 3:50:01 PM

Crossing Delaware Bay on the ferry

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 2:55:00 PM

Waiting for the ferry to start loading — at Cape May Lewes Ferry Terminal http://gowal.la/r/22DoF

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 2:05:36 PM

Getting lunch at the former Blue Plate Diner — at JD's Filling Station http://gowal.la/r/22CPC

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 11:18:05 AM

Picking up a pecan log — at Stuckey's http://gowal.la/r/22BbM

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 10:04:14 AM

Just crossed the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel. Beautiful! — at CBBT Rest Stop http://gowal.la/r/22zCe

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 7:24:40 AM

Photo: Authentic! — at Logan's Diner http://gowal.la/r/22y7r

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2010 at 7:23:39 AM

Getting breakfast before hitting the road — at Logan's Diner http://gowal.la/r/22y7a

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2010 at 7:58:52 PM

Chillin' after a long day on the road. 577 miles down, 390 miles to go — at Quality Inn http://gowal.la/r/22tWW

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2010 at 6:56:06 PM

Nicely road fried, toasty all over. — at Cracker Barrel http://gowal.la/r/22tqZ

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2010 at 4:43:27 PM

Stretching my legs and giving my back a break — at Nash County Rest Area http://gowal.la/r/22smz

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2010 at 2:58:54 PM

I'm at Cumberland Co Rest Area in Fayetteville, NC http://gowal.la/r/22rqk

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2010 at 12:48:06 PM

Getting lunch — at Subway http://gowal.la/r/22pP8

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2010 at 10:50:57 AM

Stretching my legs — at South Carolina Welcome Center http://gowal.la/r/22o7N

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2010 at 6:59:20 PM

Made it here, and little worse for the wear. Waiting for Mom to pick me up. — at Barnes & Noble http://gowal.la/r/22erM

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2010 at 1:53:36 PM

I just earned the Created 50 Spots Pin on @gowalla! http://gowal.la/r/22b2M

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2010 at 1:50:03 PM

At the gate in plenty of time — at Gate 12, Terminal 5, JFK http://gowal.la/r/22aZH

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2010 at 1:27:50 PM

Got through the TSA checkpoint no problem — at JFK Terminal 5 http://gowal.la/r/22aK6

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2010 at 12:29:18 PM

Next stop, JFK — at Jamaica Airtrain http://gowal.la/r/229UC

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2010 at 11:39:56 AM

Switching from NJ Transit to the LIRR for the next leg of the trip — at 34th Street—Penn Station (7th Avenue) http://gowal.la/r/229so

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2010 at 10:19:21 AM

On my way to Florida to drive Mom back to New Jersey for a visit.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2010 at 2:57:55 PM

is going to have to bone up on iPad-ish CSS stuff

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2010 at 12:33:31 PM

Waiting in line to get lunch — at MacarOn Cafe http://gowal.la/r/21XkR

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 10, 2010 at 10:21:05 PM

is zapping gremlins

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 10, 2010 at 2:25:07 PM

@dylanw thanks for pointing that out. I'm flying JetBlue to Florida on Thursday.....

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 9, 2010 at 9:27:52 AM

Back at work for the next few days before my next trip — at Razorfish - NYC http://gowal.la/r/21BYb

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 9, 2010 at 4:20:40 AM

reason number 612 why Facebook is over: they just recommended "George W. Bush" as a page I should like.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2010 at 8:25:31 PM

@epersonae, was yr Facebook account hacked?

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2010 at 6:01:11 PM

made it home. Only 11+ hours on the road....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2010 at 4:23:53 PM

Last pit stop; next stop, home — at Pilot http://gowal.la/r/21tAh

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2010 at 11:36:12 AM

Pit stop! — at South Somerset Travel Plaza http://gowal.la/r/21qyz

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2010 at 9:25:08 AM

Getting breakfast — at Bob Evans http://gowal.la/r/21pnw

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2010 at 7:28:22 AM

Photo: One of the coolest buildings ever — at Longaberger http://gowal.la/r/21oBY

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2010 at 7:26:53 AM

Taking pictures — at Longaberger http://gowal.la/r/21oBB

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 6, 2010 at 1:50:34 PM

I'm at Smokey Bones in Reynoldsburg, OH http://gowal.la/r/2143y

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 6, 2010 at 1:19:32 AM

going to bed, only 23 hours after I woke up.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 6, 2010 at 12:23:10 AM

had a wonderful time this evening with @surlyshirley

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2010 at 5:44:04 PM

Chillin' — at Days Inn Columbus East http://gowal.la/r/ZURY

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2010 at 1:50:48 PM

@stephaniehobson I had the same problem. Being back on 3.1.3 is a relief. Follow the directions exactly or you'll lose your settings, though

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2010 at 1:48:26 PM

Getting lunch — at Frisch's Big Boy http://gowal.la/r/ZSx7

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2010 at 12:25:09 PM

50 miles to go.... — at Rest Stop http://gowal.la/r/ZRQN

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2010 at 9:31:28 AM

Off the Turnpike, finally. Stopping for breakfast, only six hours after leaving home. — at Eat 'N Park http://gowal.la/r/ZPDY

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2010 at 7:46:48 AM

Halfway there and making good time. — at Sideling Hill http://gowal.la/r/ZP3o

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2010 at 5:34:36 AM

Ohio bound! — at Peter J. Camiel Plaza http://gowal.la/r/ZNnr

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 2, 2010 at 2:34:34 PM

Times Square from the balcony on the 19th floor: http://post.ly/pthE

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2010 at 1:28:21 PM

Just put @JerseyGrrrl on the train. I'm a bachelor for the next week.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2010 at 12:56:12 PM

Dropping @JerseyGrrrl off for her business trip to Boston — at Metropark http://gowal.la/r/Z5aG