Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 31, 2014 at 5:12:31 PM
TOO MANY PEOPLE!!!! #sbblvd #fuckthesuperbowl
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 28, 2014 at 2:55:28 PM
@markjfine Do you have a hot key for this text? I see this tweet from you weekly.... ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 28, 2014 at 10:17:53 AM
@Skip_Arey_N2EI If there's one thing I've learned from Bill Oliver, it's that all technology must be properly aged before opening.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 28, 2014 at 9:29:28 AM
This is right outside our office. This week is going to be a pain on the ass. #superbowl… http://instagram.com/p/jt0ZNwJ4mK/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 27, 2014 at 5:38:31 AM
@markjfine you need this: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1956594/
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 26, 2014 at 10:11:56 PM
@donkeyattack unless they're bringing Lou Reed back from the dead to play with them, I'm not interested.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 26, 2014 at 10:05:44 PM
@donkeyattack what. You are? ;-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 26, 2014 at 9:27:20 PM
This is the night mail crossing the Border, Bringing the cheque and the postal order, Letters for the rich, l… ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_7nfck58
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 25, 2014 at 3:48:41 PM
@dylanw you must be doing pretty well there, then. I would worry if it was a bottle per month or per week….
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 24, 2014 at 4:56:37 PM
Happy 30th Birthday, Mac. http://instagram.com/p/jkUYm9J4p0/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 24, 2014 at 2:37:23 PM
must be the only person on Earth who doesn't use Gmail. Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 23, 2014 at 9:46:48 PM
Why is it that the only people I ever see charged with election fraud are Republicans? http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/23/dinesh-dsouza-indicted-excessive-senate-campaign-contributions #dineshdsouza
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 23, 2014 at 6:34:27 PM
Neiman Marcus, Target, gas stations… So many instances in the past month of credit card skimming. Yet we still don’t move to chip and pin…
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 23, 2014 at 3:22:09 PM
Vince Lombardi, teacher and high school football coach: http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/10304484/gospel-st-vince
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 23, 2014 at 1:19:36 PM
17 degrees out, and yet there’s a guy walking up 6th Avenue in shorts.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 23, 2014 at 11:57:17 AM
it may feel cold here today, but not like this: http://www.theguardian.com/world/gallery/2014/jan/22/coldest-city-in-the-world-in-pictures
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 23, 2014 at 6:36:24 AM
Dear @cbcradio3, the podcast Superfeed has been silent since the first of the year, despite three new podcasts. What's up with that?
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 21, 2014 at 9:35:45 AM
Oh, and @dylanw and @cssquirrel, thanks for the cheerful, uplifting podcast. :-) #squoose (and for being too long to fit into my commute)
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 21, 2014 at 9:34:57 AM
Yo, @dylanw, you know at least one person who's been in this business for more than 20 years #squoose
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2014 at 4:03:51 PM
Pumpkin Gingerbread http://instagram.com/p/jUxk8OJ4g1/
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 18, 2014 at 11:46:04 AM
@dylanw Yay! Cheaper drunks! 8-)
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 17, 2014 at 3:34:18 PM
Good news: we got a ping pong table at work. Bad news: it's right outside my office....
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 17, 2014 at 1:44:08 PM
The big announcement today was that NSA can't touch phone data without the okay of the court that has never turned down an NSA request. #hmm
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 10, 2014 at 9:24:20 AM
The Onion weighs in: “My Fellow Americans, Look At Me: Do I Look Like A Corrupt, Vengeful Bully?”: http://www.theonion.com/articles/my-fellow-americans-look-at-me-do-i-look-like-a-co,34908/ #bridgegazi
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 9, 2014 at 5:48:16 PM
@danrubin never saw the 2009 version. The original was amazing and very weird.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 9, 2014 at 1:25:32 PM
This hearing with David Wildstein claiming the 5th Amendment is a farce.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 9, 2014 at 11:26:39 AM
"I am not a bully": the new "I am not a crook"? #bridgegazi
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 9, 2014 at 11:19:49 AM
grovel grovel grovel grovel #bridgegazi
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 8, 2014 at 4:51:51 PM
Secaucus #VSCOcam http://t.co/S18sn3mMD3
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 8, 2014 at 4:06:17 PM
Source for the fact that there are 3000 more pages of information about #bridgegazi that haven't been released yet: http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/nj-dem-criminal-charges-possible-bridge
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 8, 2014 at 4:04:37 PM
All the furore around Christie and #bridgegazi is based on 22 pages released; there are *3000* more pages of this. #getthepopcorn
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 7, 2014 at 7:46:58 PM
Watching the Top Gear North Pole special. Not sure if it's to make me feel better or worse about the weather here. Leaning toward masochist.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 7, 2014 at 11:10:07 AM
Vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie / Buh-bye!
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 7, 2014 at 4:17:18 AM
is it just me, or is Google hosed? The whole damned web is hanging because Google's sites aren't reachable
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 4, 2014 at 12:26:51 PM
Here for Nick's 4th Birthday party (@ Kidz Village) http://4sq.com/1cPJhXe
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2014 at 5:03:57 PM
Any of my old kiwimusic pals, the author of the classic book Stranded in Paradise has a Kickstarter for a new book: http://kck.st/1h8qdEh
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 3, 2014 at 12:18:00 AM
Buh-bye, Bama. Round the bowl and down the hole, Roll, Tide, Roll….
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 2, 2014 at 7:51:20 AM
Going back to work after a three week break. (@ NJT - Middletown Station (NJCL) w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/1hXd15y
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2014 at 4:57:33 PM
Nice to hear Keith Jackson’s voice again. #rosebowlpregame
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat January 1, 2014 at 2:22:49 PM
Just saw the longest possible touchdown from scrimmage. Ball on Nebraska's 1 inch line, long pass, touchdown. Amazing.
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2013 at 10:12:32 PM
Been on a ska kick ever since visiting Sounds of the Universe in London a couple of weeks ago ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_7hbv6kt
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat December 31, 2013 at 9:45:30 PM
@surlyshirley same employer? Or new gig? And congratulations on the new car!
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