Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸
@thereisnocat
Advocating Semantic Markup since 1987. Not posting here any more. Married to @JerseyGrrrl. On Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 29, 2019 at 10:03:01 PM
RT @SethAbramson: RETWEET this if you never want to see Rudy Giuliani interviewed again
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 27, 2019 at 8:40:02 PM
@RepAdamSchiff @AlexandraChalup Thank you for pointing out that the objective was to *manufacture* dirt about the Bidens. Too many people say “investigate” as if there was something to investigate.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 27, 2019 at 7:03:38 PM
@CleverTitleTK This is a man who would send photos of his hands to Grayson Carter showing that his fingers were not short until as late as 2015 in response to Carter’s Spy magazine calling him a “short fingered vulgarian” more than 30 years earlier. He’ll be ranting about HRC on his deathbed.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 26, 2019 at 12:13:59 PM
No, *impeachy* https://twitter.com/donkeyattack/status/1177254149064396801
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 26, 2019 at 11:04:56 AM
RT @sarahkendzior: https://t.co/uTrZOGK2r7
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 25, 2019 at 10:03:54 PM
@McJesse The Honeymooners.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 25, 2019 at 5:54:52 PM
“I could have stayed on TV playing a politician. Life was good. But NOOOOO, I had to make it happen in real life.....” https://twitter.com/alexnazaryan/status/1176929110825848834
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 25, 2019 at 5:27:19 PM
It’s like having the Keystone Kops in the White House.... https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1176884014768185344
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 23, 2019 at 1:07:33 PM
@monaeltahawy Gives a whole extra layer of chillingness to the words “Papers, please.”... 👀
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 21, 2019 at 9:13:06 PM
Finally, @sarahkendzior is wrong about something. This list should be exactly reversed. Please make being wrong a trend, Sarah. ;-) https://twitter.com/sarahkendzior/status/1175577235950133248
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 21, 2019 at 9:10:42 PM
@redcrew A far more respectful way to describe it than the act it describes. In terms Pence would understand, this was blasphemy.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 15, 2019 at 2:05:33 PM
@JoyceWhiteVance @ManlnTheHoody One day I went to work. Got to my desk at 9:30. Got up at noon to go get lunch. I was so sore when I stood that I realized I hadn’t moved since I’d gotten there. Next day I bought an Apple Watch. Hasn’t happened since.
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 14, 2019 at 6:53:37 PM
The victors write history. Doesn’t mean the defeated forget, though.... https://twitter.com/chimeracoder/status/1172158288462585860
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 14, 2019 at 2:03:07 PM
57 yard field goal. Holy shit! #psuvspitt #fuckpitt
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 12, 2019 at 9:39:42 PM
I love Kamala Harris’ laugh when she says that Дональд Трамп reminds her of pulling back the curtain in the Wizard of Oz and the guy back there is really small….
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 12, 2019 at 8:14:42 PM
Not going to lie, I’m going to miss @Kickstarter. I’m a Superbacker, backed 176 project. No more. Fuck you, @Kickstarter. I don’t patronize union-busting businesses. https://twitter.com/monteiro/status/1172272145914847232
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 11, 2019 at 7:49:14 PM
@markjfine No, then?
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 8, 2019 at 9:11:29 PM
What the fuck is wrong with us? What monsters are we becoming? https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1170864859308789760
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 7, 2019 at 3:34:15 PM
About fucking time. https://twitter.com/rerutled/status/1170415093609373700
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 6, 2019 at 8:22:37 PM
Bob Marley may have played at Independence, but Thomas Mapfumo had dozens of songs over the years afterward about Mugabe’s corruption. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyC8isfyBCY https://twitter.com/monaeltahawy/status/1170027408193392646
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 6, 2019 at 8:18:14 PM
Moving fast and breaking things…. https://twitter.com/stribs/status/1170022588770332678
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 4, 2019 at 8:18:46 PM
Photos don’t lie…. https://twitter.com/stribs/status/1169401561971384320
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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 3, 2019 at 9:47:50 PM
Current earworm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJaf06fF6vU
Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat September 3, 2019 at 5:10:55 PM
Portrait of Boris Johnson in the time since Phillip Lee defected: https://miro.medium.com/max/320/1*OMO_hnd63mEy0ESHBhxWYg.gif
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