T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 28, 2018 at 7:23:02 PM

@feather @rachelandrew @aneventapart XMosaic, when it didn’t support tables.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 21, 2018 at 4:58:08 PM

And again! https://twitter.com/thereisnocat/status/1032007206852538368

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 21, 2018 at 4:51:06 PM

That’s guilty! Guilty, guilty guilty!! https://i0.wp.com/www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2016/07/doonesbury.gif

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 19, 2018 at 3:03:00 PM

I suppose it depends on what the meaning of “is” is…. https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1031182929513336832

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2018 at 6:00:42 PM

Me on Mastodon: @thereisnocat@toot.cafe

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 15, 2018 at 1:26:41 PM

@megansmolenyak @CleverTitleTK @Foodaism @RandySchoenberg My grandmother, who left Galicia in 1930, went to Manitoba for just that reason. The only reason I’m American is thanks to her uncle finding a friend to marry her in a sham marriage in 1933 to get her across the border.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2018 at 12:34:08 PM

Oh well. Already walked away from Yeungling because of their politics, I can manage without Sam Adams https://twitter.com/JoeBarri/status/1028115440885800961

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2018 at 10:48:09 PM

@VerizonSupport This is what I get when I try to DM you: https://t.co/YlmGUi8Svb

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2018 at 9:55:52 PM

@VerizonSupport Followed, but can’t message as you aren’t following me.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2018 at 9:26:56 PM

@craigmod If you’re lucky, you’ll see Louis Mendes standing outside with his Speed/Crown Graphic and Polaroid film….

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2018 at 8:52:36 PM

Dear @verizonsupport, I was thinking about renewing FiOS, but every time I try to access the upgrade pages on your site, it tells me to call my local business office and won’t let me price items. I did, but nobody there can unbreak your web site for me. Cc: @verizon, @verizonfios

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2018 at 10:02:01 AM

@dylanw New York weather right now https://t.co/qxd6icAIqu

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 9, 2018 at 10:13:10 PM

@surlyshirley Nothing says “visual design” like Milton Glaser: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/features/2018-07-27/eight-logos-for-trump-s-space-force-from-milton-glaser-and-more

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 9, 2018 at 9:33:27 PM

A world where this is a radical platform is a sick world. https://twitter.com/leahmcelrath/status/1027728506967474182

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2018 at 2:07:03 PM

Happy birthday, @dori! https://twitter.com/negrino/status/1026860563882815491

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 6, 2018 at 9:29:29 PM

@stribs The third rule of Blue Apron club is do not use a plastic spoon to make the béchamel sauce lest it become part of the béchamel sauce. Oh, and my wife reminds me that the lemon must be a Meyer lemon.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 5, 2018 at 12:01:45 PM

@stribs No, but the founder was a Nazi.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 4, 2018 at 11:09:21 AM

When we were in Ohio a couple of weeks ago, we saw two of Omar Victor Diop’s amazing self-portraits at a museum. Laura and I were really struck by the work. Today’s WaPo has several of his photos in an article about an exhibition of his work in London. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/in-sight/wp/2018/08/03/artist-omar-victor-diops-work-recasts-history-and-the-global-politics-of-black-resistance/?utm_term=.825292e11e60

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 3, 2018 at 6:22:07 AM

@joshgreenman Richard Thompson, “Oops, I Did It Again” Scrawl, “Public Image”. Funny, both get their power by reversing gender and uncovering things unnoticed in the originals.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 2, 2018 at 4:05:13 PM

After reading this, particularly the section titled “What is the 2015 incident?”, I think Urban Meyer is done. Stick a fork in him. http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/24265385/ohio-state-faq-know-urban-meyer-zach-smith-investigation

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2018 at 6:54:48 PM

Superior German engineering my ass….

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2018 at 6:54:08 PM

@surlyshirley I wish I’d bought a cheaper one so I could have them tow it to the junk yard.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2018 at 5:46:33 PM

Messages you never want to see from your car: “Stop driving immediately! Your steering is defective!” Waiting for AAA to tow this piece of junk to the dealer….

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