T**tter Archive — Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 (@thereisnocat)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2012 at 12:40:28 PM

Pressure washing the garage floor is a lot of work #joysofhomeownership

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2012 at 10:43:09 AM

@denisejacobs yeah, it's been a bit flaky lately, not as bad as the fail whale days, but not great either

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2012 at 8:25:16 AM

@markjfine what, like you're any safer where you are? Bullshit. This sort of thing happens everywhere these days.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2012 at 7:30:06 AM

@shepazu because if they told the truth, they would lose in a loss of McGovernian proportions.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2012 at 12:57:21 AM

Sad that the only evidence of Howard Cosell's short-lived variety show on YouTube is a promo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_3bwu23IM

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2012 at 12:33:32 AM

@epersonae Heh. Yeah, shit ton may be an exaggeration; I'm not making Bain money or anything. But I'm happy with it. High five!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 31, 2012 at 12:27:01 AM

Mitt Romney wants to know if my life is better than four years ago. I have a job I love making a shit ton of money. Hell yes it's better.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2012 at 6:36:28 PM

@diddley59 @johnpeelarchive @keepingitpeel This video contains content from WMG, BMG, UMPG, Warner and EMI…blocked on copyright grounds #meh

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2012 at 4:14:35 PM

Long holiday weekend starts… NOW!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 30, 2012 at 12:03:53 PM

taking every Friday off between now and Columbus Day. Yay!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 8:30:21 PM

Clearly I need to stay off Twitter. I don't watch the Republican National Convention on TV for a reason.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 8:25:15 PM

Saw something on Facebook that reminded me of this song. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_2yosz7i

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 5:38:35 PM

I want to know if the Braille tells readers to locate the red handle too http://post.ly/95Pep

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 3:16:14 PM

I think maybe SXSW didn't clear out its test sessions. I want to see this session: http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote/1

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 3:11:44 PM

@denisejacobs it seems to be a move that polarizes people. One of my colleagues here refused to vote for us because of it. Fuck him. ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 3:11:07 PM

@donkeyattack we're unique!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 3:07:27 PM

@denisejacobs duly noted and voted

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 29, 2012 at 2:02:11 PM

SXSW panel voting is coming to an end, so if you could help me out and vote for http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote/2923 , I'd be grateful.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 28, 2012 at 3:38:04 PM

JIRA party!!!!!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 27, 2012 at 10:37:02 PM

@msjen beautiful shots, even the blurry ones :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 27, 2012 at 11:13:39 AM

@kliehm have you seen http://www.flickr.com/groups/stickfiguresinperil/ ?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 25, 2012 at 11:30:07 PM

Fucking car was fucking booted despite having a fucking permit. Fuck you, #hoboken

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 25, 2012 at 7:20:25 PM

Popping Bubblewrap on Aunt Laura's phone http://post.ly/91XgL

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 25, 2012 at 7:12:48 PM

Babysitting The Cutest Nephew In The World(tm)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 25, 2012 at 10:28:58 AM

@markjfine and yet, it beats not getting older. Go figure.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 24, 2012 at 7:19:30 PM

RT @surlyshirley RT @geoff9cow: Jennifer Granholm’s response to Mitt Romney’s birther remark is a doozy http://bit.ly/PDhAFP >> Zing!!!!

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 24, 2012 at 7:18:31 PM

@goodwitch you should soooooo get one of those. Really.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 24, 2012 at 8:06:34 AM

@markjfine because nobody in the US gives a royal flying fuck about soccer?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 22, 2012 at 11:11:25 PM

That thing where the Nyquil starts to kick in? Yeah, that. G'nite.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 22, 2012 at 10:49:23 PM

@inkpixelspaper they've cut off API access to popular apps like Instagram and Tumblr and told 3rd party devs to fuck off.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 22, 2012 at 10:48:39 PM

@inkpixelspaper with TW and FB, you're the product they're selling. With http://app.net, they're selling a service. Diff incentives.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 22, 2012 at 10:40:30 PM

@inkpixelspaper doesn't have to be that way, it's just how the incentives are set up. That's why I signed up for http://app.net.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 22, 2012 at 10:29:38 PM

has spent more time on Twitter than FB because Twitter seemed a lot less evil. Starting to reconsider…. (FB is still evil, though….)

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 22, 2012 at 10:22:13 PM

“Before” by Contriva is my new jam. ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_2vilom4

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2012 at 9:36:39 PM

@cdmuench WTF? I hope you raised holy hell with them!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2012 at 7:08:49 PM

Polka! (@ Joe's Pub for Brave Combo w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/SeAKC7

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2012 at 4:23:53 PM

@JerseyGrrrl yay! Thank you!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2012 at 1:46:00 PM

Boy, I hope this happens. I hope she makes the team. Great story even if she doesn't. http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/8278704/former-lsu-goalie-mo-isom-try-kicker-tigers-football-team-no-matter-happens-knows-not-end

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 20, 2012 at 7:36:33 AM

@johnpeelarchive Q is for Suzy Quatro

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 18, 2012 at 2:24:04 PM

@karlgroves Jealous! I love that place. We're going to be across the bay in Cape May tomorrow, but doubt we'll make it to Rehoboth Beach.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 18, 2012 at 1:02:28 PM

@luxuryluke so you don't forget, order yours by midnight tonight

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 18, 2012 at 9:03:10 AM

Is Mitt Romney refusing to release his tax returns to conceal his voter fraud? http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/aug/17/mitt-romney-tax-returns-voter-fraud-theory

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2012 at 8:30:06 PM

@wyattdanger of course not. It makes the charge more absurd. Since when is the church in charge of Russia? I guess it is now, though.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2012 at 7:20:44 PM

@wyattdanger not just hooliganism. Hooliganism motivated by religious hatred.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2012 at 10:54:21 AM

@polaroidgirl in other words, site doesn't suck THAT bad. I'm a happy customer. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2012 at 10:53:36 AM

@polaroidgirl site's a little slow, but I was able to order just now. I figure all the Pioneers are trying to get the latest test film.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2012 at 10:51:14 AM

@markjfine he's a wimp, because he's afraid of three 20-something nobodies criticizing him.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2012 at 10:05:58 AM

RT @herszenhorn: Judge sentences #pussyriot members To two years in prison

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 17, 2012 at 9:04:21 AM

would call Vladimir Putin a pussy, but with the bravery shown by the members of Pussy Riot, that would seem like an honor, not an insult

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2012 at 4:48:14 PM

@stubbornella my team is using Mobile First at Razorfish for UX and development, and partly for design. Launched a site for Ford last month.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2012 at 11:36:22 AM

@obiwankimberly I hope you responded that "good enough" isn't good enough

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 16, 2012 at 11:09:05 AM

@feather the world would have lots more broken knees and elbows

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 15, 2012 at 8:38:09 PM

@markjfine get over it, dude. They're all a bunch of whores and you're rooting for a bunch of clothes

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 15, 2012 at 8:03:24 AM

Donating our old Camry to a needy family (@ Meineke) http://4sq.com/TEpbnA

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2012 at 9:34:21 PM

@donkeyattack @MDScafidi not really my taste in music, so I'm not watching, just thought it would be cool if you were working together on it

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2012 at 9:26:32 PM

@donkeyattack are you working with Pepsi on this? My former boss at RF, @mdscafidi, is Director of Digital Production there.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2012 at 9:18:38 PM

@surlyshirley I'd rather he discovered he was poor.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2012 at 11:58:48 AM

I need to group these form elements. Wrap them in a <frameset>. Why isn't that working? #earlyonsetdeveloperalzheimers #doh #itsfieldset

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2012 at 7:26:22 AM

@JamieKnight congratulations!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 14, 2012 at 7:19:00 AM

Smoking cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_2rbuu8j

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2012 at 8:57:43 PM

@dylanw like you've never whored yourself for it, eh? ;-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2012 at 3:09:49 PM

@JerseyGrrrl you have to create a login to vote

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2012 at 2:48:11 PM

another week, another mass murder? http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2012/08/13/us/ap-us-texas-am-shooter.html

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2012 at 2:04:32 PM

@Suw You just got out of the hospital after a serious operation. It's okay to take it easy. Really. Rest and recuperate, damnit! :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2012 at 1:14:16 PM

SXSW session with rude word in the title: http://panelpicker.sxsw.com/vote/2923 #voteearlyvoteoften

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 13, 2012 at 11:22:07 AM

@stephaniehobson shouldn't that be "rocket brain surgery science"?

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2012 at 5:05:33 PM

Celebrating my father-in-law's 80th birthday (@ Trovato's) http://4sq.com/TvOMiz

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2012 at 11:00:53 AM

I'm at My Kitchen Witch (Monmouth Beach, NJ) http://4sq.com/RKCILQ

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 12, 2012 at 12:20:47 AM

@surlyshirley well, they blew the headliners out of the water tonight; we walked out after three songs by Low Cut Connie. Meh.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 11:59:14 PM

@surlyshirley which is why I say they would be better in Ohio, because they headline there. Not that I'm complaining. It was awesome. :-)

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 11:58:18 PM

@surlyshirley also they were opening for another band. Last time I saw the Ass Ponys here, they were also opening and also got 40 minutes.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 11:50:20 PM

@surlyshirley not quite as amazing as they would be if they were headlining in Ohio, but still pretty amazing. Lisa has a real presence.

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 10:20:05 PM

The bad thing about taking the train home on the weekend is that it's filled with amateurs. Much prefer rush hour commuter trains....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 9:01:03 PM

Wussy! @ Mercury Lounge http://instagr.am/p/ONXXK-J4uh/

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 8:52:18 PM

Yup, @wussymusic was awesome. Now I have to see them in Ohio, where they headline and play a full set, instead of in NYC where they open

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 7:38:03 PM

Who goes to a rock show and brings their MacBook? @ Mercury Lounge http://instagr.am/p/ONNznvp4lp/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 7:22:47 PM

Waiting for the doors to open (@ Mercury Lounge for Low Cut Connie and Wussy) http://4sq.com/NqwZqj

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 11, 2012 at 6:24:08 PM

@KuraFire already did; https://alpha.app.net/thereisnocat

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 10, 2012 at 10:41:17 PM

@feather @dylanw @kfeather /me groans….

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 10, 2012 at 7:23:49 PM

@feather @kfeather congratulations!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 10, 2012 at 1:19:45 AM

@KuraFire @dylanw the few times I've had Papa John's, it made me violently sick to my stomach. Now I know why!

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 9, 2012 at 11:20:56 AM

Urban Meyer on the precipice: http://espn.go.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/8239451/ohio-state-coach-urban-meyer-new-commitment-balancing-work-family-life I really hope he makes this work; it's a better model than the Joe Pa model.

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 9, 2012 at 9:43:05 AM

very cool Google doodle today, slalom canoe game

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 9, 2012 at 3:45:29 AM

if anyone I know is on http://app.net, I'm at https://alpha.app.net/thereisnocat

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2012 at 9:40:22 PM

.@daltonc learned a lesson when FB fucked him over, so he's starting a social net without the pressures of advertising: http://app.net

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2012 at 9:59:19 AM

So you, so you, so you got what you wanted, did you get what you wanted after all? ♫ http://t.thisismyjam.com/thereisnocat/_2oprhf5

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 8, 2012 at 9:47:51 AM

@shelleypowers a.k.a., "Nice economy you have there, shame if something should happen to it...."

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2012 at 8:47:20 PM

Sunset Over ShopRite @ ShopRite http://instagr.am/p/ODClvJJ4nG/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 7, 2012 at 12:06:19 PM

Well, this is a new one: a recruiter contacted me through Flickr. Flickr? Didn't think I had to tell them to go to hell there too....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 6, 2012 at 1:40:55 AM

waking up in the middle of the night sucks, except that I got to see the coverage of @MarsCuriosity landing #nerdlympics

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 4, 2012 at 10:57:31 PM

Post-Screening Dancing @ MASS MoCA http://instagr.am/p/N7jHrep4gE/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 4, 2012 at 9:24:24 PM

John "The Creep" Doyle auditions for a film @ MASS MoCA http://instagr.am/p/N7YbZEp4nH/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 4, 2012 at 8:50:58 PM

Finally,@JerseyGrrrl gets to see the film Girl Walk // All Day! Yay! (@ MASS MoCA) http://4sq.com/NbkuPj

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 4, 2012 at 6:04:56 PM

Laura never told me she had a restaurant. (@ Lombardo's Restaurant) http://4sq.com/MpwbFP

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 4, 2012 at 8:19:08 AM

What kind of company brands their trash cans? @ Marriott Albany http://instagr.am/p/N5-kMIp4m2/

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 3, 2012 at 7:06:42 PM

Aquarium store *and* art gallery! (@ Davey Jones's Locker) http://4sq.com/Nrk7xI

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 3, 2012 at 1:01:18 PM

Mini vans are a menace. Damned near run off the road twice in the first 60 miles this morning. Brakes and steering on Audis work great....

Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2012 at 9:19:07 AM

@goodwitch >>>>huuuuuug<<<<

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Ralph Brandi 🇺🇦-🇺🇸 @thereisnocat August 1, 2012 at 7:40:48 AM

Ahhhh, new car smell....